Person who cooks stuff in front of a camera Rachael Ray celebrated her 40th birthday (happy birthday, Rach, btw) by jumping out of flying aircraft and seeing the doctor. This girl knows how to party!! These two events are not related. She wore a parachute and the doctor thing was just a routine check up. With that everything is fine except she has bruised vocal cords.
She says (and I’m so thankful that she finally admits this to herself - it’s the first step, you know) “I never shut up long enough for that to heal,” according to OMG!, “They’re going to try to teach me how to speak properly. I don’t know if an old dog can learn new tricks, but I’m going to try.”
“She has been taking antacids, downing herbal tea and using an Echinacea spray. ‘I must learn how to change the way I speak,’ she said.”
Excellent news for us all. However, I question the true cause of her malady. Perhaps she should knock of the yelling at assistants followed by gargling Starbucks. This from walletpop: “Back in January, Rachael Ray reportedly had a hissy fit when an assistant handed her a Dunkin Donuts coffee to drink between takes of a Dunkin Donuts commercial. According to a food blog, the domestic diva reportedly demanded that someone ‘bring me MY coffee’ before continuing. All was well in with the world when someone handed her a Starbucks café.”
(Rachael: um, yeah, Dunkin Donuts coffee stuff, is, like, great and all. Buy it.)
Her coffee? Wow. I wonder if the assistant brought it to her in a sippy cup and read her a story until little miss grumpy-pant’s tempter tantrum subsided long enough for her to go back to endorsing the check… I mean product that she so clearly is above drinking? Well, she got back at them. In a not so passive, but yet aggressive, even terrorist (sarcasm folks) act she lashes out at Dunkin Donuts for making her take their money and endorse their less than Starbuckian coffee. She. Wore. A. Scarf! Shocking! If you are a true American you will check this out!
Personally, I thought she looked pretty cute, but now I have to run and burn a table cloth I have. If you’ll excuse me….
In the mean time, I have a proposition that will solve both Rachael’s vocal problems and her anti-American, pro-Palestinian problem (more sarcasm):
For those who missed it, Lilly Allen began introducing a segment as a “very special point in the evening,” when Elton John, 61, said:
“What, you are going to have another drink?”
Allen shot back, “F— off Elton, I’m 40 years younger than you, I’ve got my whole life ahead of me.”
She is right about that, however if she wants to live to be as old as Elton John she may want to give up the cigarettes. I would have thought a “very special point in the evening” for Lilly Allen would have been a cigarette break, but I guess Elton John knows her better than I do.
On her blog, Allen also denies that she was disgracefully drunk, claiming that she did nothing wrong by taking advantage of the free booze! Anyone who likes to drink will take advantage of free booze; we can’t blame her for that, can we?
“I’m not defending my drunkenness because I don’t need to, I’m 23 it was an awards ceremony I drank the free champagne, how awful of me,” she writes.
I think the awful part was you not saving the last 4 or 5 drinks you had until after your little speech and then telling Elton John, your elder, to fuck off on national television – just a thought.
Further, Allen blames the media for over-hyping the supposed feud.
“Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair,” she says. “Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, in fact neither of us gave it a second thought.”
Perhaps it’s just me, but I saw the live show and I thought you made yourself look like a rude little girl with a drinking problem ALL ON YOUR OWN. It’s called personal responsibility; you should really read up on what that means as it’s quite obvious at 23 you still don’t know. I’m also willing to bet you’re the only one that didn’t give your actions a second thought, I suppose that really isn’t all that surprising now is it?
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