Paris Hilton Ready To Be A Mother
According to msnbc.com Paris Hilton is ready to be a mother.
?I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,? Hilton told the London Mirror. ?I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don?t want to be an old mom ? hopefully it?ll happen soon, within the next five years.?
When I read that Paris Hilton stated she was ready for motherhood boy did my heart swell, embarrassingly enough I nearly cried literal tears of happiness! Paris Hilton ready to be a mother? I couldn’t agree more! In fact, the last several years I have been telling my friends: "that Paris Hilton, she is so together she should really find someone to procreate with", really I said this to them and I meant it. I mean, imagine all the things she could teach the child, all the wisdom she could bestow upon it. If she has a daughter, I know like any good mother she will want to teach her how to properly get out of a vehicle with her legs wide open. If she is as good of a mother as I hope she will be she will make sure to tell her not to wear any panties when she does this, "like mommy like daughter baby" I could imagine her saying with a great big smile. *so proud*
Once she gets spreading her legs open down and finds herself a boytoy, they could very possibly want to make a sex tape, omg, Paris is going to be such a great mother, I can feel it in my bones, she can show her exactly how to set it up just like she did!
Right after that why not teach her about violating probation and going to jail? I could imagine them sitting down on the bed practicing "the cry" together in case she ever gets herself in trouble.
If I had to pick a department I thought Paris was going to be "best" at in her new project of motherhood there would be no reason to state anything other than the obvious: "duh, the intelligence department!". Anyone that is familiar with Paris Hilton knows without a doubt that her future child is going to have one vast vocabulary - I’m willing to bet by 2 the child will know all 4 words of her language. Pretty AND smart, just like mommy!
I can’t wait for Paris Hilton to breed! Per the reasons above this is by far her best idea yet. As she stated she has "a lot of beautiful animals to look after", that is refreshing because any parent knows and will agree looking after animals is EXACTLY like looking after a newborn baby so I’m really thinking she isn’t going to have any problems with this whatsoever just as long as the baby is as dear to her heart as Tinkerbell.
~ Christina Bledsoe ~
OMG, this is so funny!
Paris Hilton is as ready to be a mother as Dakota Fanning!
Great article, thanks for the laugh
I remember when she lost Tinkerbell, is she going to make the same kind of poster for when she leaves her baby somewhere??
Paris Hilton, just do what you do best, stand there dumb as a door nail and look pretty - DO NOT have children!
HA! Paris Hilton couldn’t even take care of a tiny dog and she thinks she is ready for motherhood. I am dieing laughing!
Go Paris! Produce as many children as you already have animals! It should make for some great reading.
You crack me up Jolie, but the truth is, you’re probably right
Way to go. This is a joke ain’t it? She don’t need to be a mother . This is a laugh!!!!!!!
She should of died instead of bernie mac.
Paris Hilton will never be ready for motherhood! She can’t even take care of a dog
Paris will make a GREAT mother…. as long as she’s “assisted” by a highly qualified team of Nannies, Au Pairs, and Personal Assistants. You know, people who are almost kind of responsible and not total… Well, I’m going to stop here while I’m ahead. But you all know what I’m thinking.
Paris Hilton is going to have to live another 30 lifes before she will be even slightly prepared for motherhood.
What a mess! It should be against the law for Paris Hilton to have children without constant monitering. Let’s not forget the drama over that tiny dog
Paris Hilton thinks she is ready to be a mother? Now that is comedy!
Paris Hilton is cute and all, but she is definitely not mother material
Hopefully she has enough sense to rethink this! Is that possible?
Yeah, I remember when Paris Hilton lost that little dog and there was the whole news coverage which I thought was absurd as there was something else very important going on (can’t remember what) at the time. I don’t think its a good idea for her to be having kids either
At least not until she “grows up” a little bit more. Ok, wait, alot!
Tony
No, no, no! Paris Hilton cannot be a mother, ever! Could you imagine? All the money in the world can’t prepare you for motherhood. What is she going to do if she has a baby with colic?
Hand it over to the experienced nanny of course!
I agree Paris Hilton should never be allowed to have children. DANGER DANGER!
she is so fuckin fit mate, every time theres a pic of her i cum in my boxers bruv! x
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