Its A Girl For Jamie Lynn Spears

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 19 June 2008 | 216 Comments |

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last year you know that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant.

Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

It has been reported by People that Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiance Casey Aldridge had a baby girl today, June 19th, 2008 at 9:30 a.m. People has confirmed exclusively that the baby has been given the name Maddie Briann.

We can only hope that the young parents will be half as good at parenting as Lynn and Jamie Spears.

In all seriousness, I really do wish the baby luck. I personally think she should have been given up for adoption, but who knows, Jamie Lynn and Casey could very well be the ones to turn the Spears family tradition of bad parenting around.

Jamie Lynn Spears and Boyfriend Casey Aldridge

Welcome to the world baby Maddie, we ALL wish you good luck.



216 Comments »

  • Gia Pratt said:

    Maddie was doomed since conception, poor girl. Jamie Lynn Spears needs to give that girl up for adoption, I agree with Jordasche.

  • Dell said:

    Agreed Jordasche, adoption pronto!

    No one in the Spears family should be aloud to breed.

  • Jolie Bruno said:

    If ya don’t have enough sense to make him wear a condom you certainly don’t have enough sense to raise a baby. This child will need all the luck she can get.

  • Karen Wentworth said:

    Agreed also Jordasche, babies should not be having babies, especially Jamie Lynn – she has no business having a baby!

  • Cristina said:

    i think that she was making a good choice by keeping it because she was making the best choice for her. who know, she might be able to turn the spears family legacy of bad parenting around. i personally blame this on her parents allowing her to start acting at such a young age because when kids become actors then they are caused to grow up too fast

  • jojo said:

    i think that if you’re going to have a baby…you need to do some growing up first…mom at 16! that’s scary, and having a baby, i heard can be a remarkable turn-around on your life…so a baby is not a dog…its a human being…plus i think she was doing stuff like this at a very young age. and needs to stop the i am a big girl act…it’s getting a lil’ old…”oh jamie, how did you feel about your sister’s near-death experience, after everyone knew you were pregnent” man it was almost like she tried to steal the spot light! well i am sure you and your mom will get over it…

  • karissa said:

    people need to just leave her alone already !!!
    teeneagers make mistakes sometimes and she is just another girl who made a mistake!!!
    you people are so annoying!! making all these websites and crap!!
    she is a normal girl who is going to have a baby!!
    If you know nothing about her execpt for what the media tells you…..how do you know whether or not she needs to give it up for adoption!!!
    she is being a good mom by keeping the baby !!
    at least she didnt get an abortion or even think about adoption!
    being a good mom is being there for your baby and that is what she is trying to do !
    now what you peole need to do is grow up!
    she’s pregnant woo whoo
    now get over it!!! people are so ridiculous

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    She is a good mom by keeping the baby? The amount of geniuses in this world is just astounding. With her own stellar mother as an example and a sister who could very well win Mother of the Year, how COULD she possibly go wrong, right???

    Boy it’s a damn good thing Karissa isn’t running for president or we’d really be doomed :(

    Thank you anyway though for your brainless comment, the real intelligent people around here are going to appreciate it :)

  • Jennifer said:

    No, no!! I agree w/ Karissa. No good has EVER come of someone not ready to raise a child selflessly and lovingly giving it a life with a family who is. Nope, everyone w/ the ability to conceive is automatically a good parent. It’s just science. Now, Jordasche, you must remember that Jamie has the most important parenting tool there is: money. None of that other crap like education, emotional maturity, experience, etc matters a lick. This baby is in good hands!! No, THE BEST!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You are completely right Jennifer, I don’t know WHAT I was thinking :)

  • catherine said:

    hey jamie i am catherine i was at the beach with u u were at destin towers with casey

    ur baby is so cute

    catherine

  • cristyna said:

    think jamie should keep the baby cuz it will be a good exprience for her and casey …. i wish them all the best.. …………. and if she was in adopt u don’t what will happen

  • cristyna said:

    cathrine why are u trying to talk jaime she’s not on here …

  • cristyna said:

    hey jamie i am catherine i was at the beach with u u were at destin towers with casey
    ur baby is so cute
    catherine

    hey jamie i am catherine i was at the beach with u u were at destin towers with casey
    ur baby is so cute
    catherine

    btw jamie s not on here

  • Temperance said:

    its her choice to have a baby and its her choice if she wants to give it up for adoption, its her private life so why dont you but out of it?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    its her choice to have a baby and its her choice if she wants to give it up for adoption, its her private life so why dont you but out of it?

    Well aren’t you the smart one Temperance. Being perfectly okay with a 16 year old being pregnant may be fine with you, but it isn’t with me. Jamie Lynn Spears made it MY business when I had to explain to my 6 year old son why the “little girl” on his favorite show Zoey 101 was being booted off the show.

  • Jennifer said:

    its her choice to have a baby and its her choice if she wants to give it up for adoption, its her private life so why dont you but out of it?

    Well aren’t you the smart one Temperance. Being perfectly okay with a 16 year old being pregnant may be fine with you, but it isn’t with me. Jamie Lynn Spears made it MY business when I had to explain to my 6 year old son why the “little girl” on his favorite show Zoey 101 was being booted off the show.

    Sorry, Jordasche. I’m going to have to side with our dear readers again on this one. Temperance is correct, we really need to ‘but’ out and just as soon as I figure out how to ‘but’ that’s exactly what I’m going to do! A lot of intellectual giants responding to this article, huh? (Like the one who said having a baby would be a “good experience” for Jaime and Casey – Sheesh!) For all the crap they’ve given you for writing it, one wonders why they were reading it..

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    One wonders why they were reading it or amazed that they COULD read it? :)

  • Jennifer said:

    One wonders why they were reading it or amazed that they COULD read it? :)

    Touch

  • Temperance said:

    well, your little boy should be smarter, im 18 and i have a 2 year old baby, so i couldnt give a damn

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    well, your little boy should be smarter, im 18 and i have a 2 year old baby, so i couldnt give a damn

    I suppose one day you will realize that an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure :)

  • Temperance said:

    jordasche, i dont even know what that means

  • Temperance said:

    oh and i think we’ll all be happy if Karissa runs for president and Jamie’s 17 not 16. O.K.?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    oh and i think we’ll all be happy if Karissa runs for president and Jamie’s 17 not 16. O.K.?

    No, YOU would be ok with Karissa running for president, no one else. And she was 16 when she got pregnant – get it together.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    jordasche, i dont even know what that means

    Exactly

  • Temperance said:

    yeah, well shes 17 when she had the baby. and if youve got a problem with 16 or 17 year olds being pregnant, thats your problem. ok? and actually my best friend is here with me now, and she would also be happy, if she would be prez, it would bring a sense of FUN into the world.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Perhaps in your spare time you two could put together signs that say “IMPEACH BUSH VOTE FOR KARISSA” :)

  • Temperance said:

    first off i dont have that much respect for bush because hes all about war and some people just arent about that. i have respect for him for other things about him, but not that. and second, maybe we will.

  • Jolie Bruno said:

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    its her choice to have a baby and its her choice if she wants to give it up for adoption, its her private life so why dont you but out of it?

    See…. there is this thing about celebrities, thier lives are made PUBLIC. This is thier choice as well as getting knocked up. If the celebrity does not want to have people creating websites and discussing thier lives then they should really rethink the celebrity thing.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    its her choice to have a baby and its her choice if she wants to give it up for adoption, its her private life so why dont you but out of it?

    See?. there is this thing about celebrities, thier lives are made PUBLIC. This is thier choice as well as getting knocked up. If the celebrity does not want to have people creating websites and discussing thier lives then they should really rethink the celebrity thing.

    There’s no getting through to Temperance Jolie

  • Temperance said:

    there is no getting through to you either jordasche, ok.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    there is no getting through to you either jordasche, ok.

    I’m not speaking to you again Temperance until you’ve had a brain transplant. You make it more and more obvious with each idiotic comment you leave that it is desperately needed.

    I am inclined to change my mind should you decide to turn the switch in your brain from OFF to ON.

    Your call :)

  • Amy said:

    Jordasche, I know Temperance and she was the smartest girl in our class, she got straight A’s, so maybe you should get the brain transplant!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Birds of a feather usually flock together, you must be a genuis too :)
    I am a bit curious about one thing, when you leave comments on websites, do you always use your friends email address? Which brings up another important question. Is this really Amy or is this Temperance pretending to be Amy in a half ass attempt to get me to believe Temperance has even the slightest bit of brain function? Not working, sorry :(
    PS Amy/Temperance – one would think that someone who was a “straight A student” wouldn’t have gotten herself pregnant at 16. Of course you could have meant she was a straight A student in everything EXCEPT health class and sex education.

  • Amy said:

    Actually, I couldn’t give a shit what you say, so why don’t you fuck off her case?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I think you do care :) Now how exactly do you suggest I “fuck off her case”? I think you both need to go back to 7th grade and get a fresh start. Its never too late :)

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I also noticed you didn’t defend anything I said. The truth hurts sometimes, its called life.

  • Amy said:

    Bitch

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    That’s Mrs. Smart Bitch :)
    Thank you.

  • Amy said:

    Yes. Thank god your a bitch jordasche

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You and your equally intelligent friend have amused me all day, thank you for that :)
    Seriously. Don’t miss the first day of school.

  • Amy said:

    We finished school. We finished school like two years ago.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I’m assuming Junior High?

  • Amy said:

    No, I’m assuming high school.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    YOU graduated High School??? Your genius friend too?? That’s a shame! (and a shock) Passing people when clearly they have not reached the level of competency to pass is wrong. tsk tsk. You could have really used another 5 or 6 years of High School :(
    Sorry your school failed you!

  • Amy said:

    That really hurt. Not. If you think we so dumb ask us a question and see if we can give you the right answer.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I don’t need to give you a test, you’ve already proven how dumb you are, why drag out the agony?

  • Amy said:

    and you’ve already proven how bitchy you are!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    But I already knew that :)

    I am a very nice person, I just don’t handle stupid well.

  • Amy said:

    I find that hard to believe. You? Nice? And I’m the dumb queen of England!! Bitchy makes you ugly.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Beauty fades, dumb is forever *poor you*

    Like I said I don’t handle stupid well. If George Bush can be president of the United States you could certainly be queen of England. Why are you still responding from Temperance’s IP address, spending the night? It’s WAY past your bed time Temperance aka Amy :(

  • Temperance said:

    Have you cheched the email address jordasche? Amy’s one is different. And in case you havent noticed, you are not beutiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jennifer said:

    Have you cheched the email address jordasche? Amy’s one is different. And in case you havent noticed, you are not beutiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Temperance, do you know what an IP address is? LOL!!

  • Richard said:

    Temperance doesn’t even know what a condom is, of course she doesn’t know what an IP address is :( Stupid people are always blissfully unaware of how stupid they really are – it’s fascinating :)

  • Alexandra Roberts said:

    No, I’m assuming high school.

    I actually thought she meant Kindergarten :) That’s the intelligence level we’re working with.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Have you cheched the email address jordasche? Amy’s one is different. And in case you havent noticed, you are not beutiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am intelligent and THAT is the major difference between us. It would take you 10 lifetimes to reach my level so I’ll happily embrace ugly if it means not being like you – thank you :)

  • Jennifer said:

    Have you cheched the email address jordasche? Amy’s one is different. And in case you havent noticed, you are not beutiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am intelligent and THAT is the major difference between us. It would take you 10 lifetimes to reach my level so I’ll happily embrace ugly if it means not being like you – thank you :)

    Fortunately, there is no need for you to embrace ugly.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Have you cheched the email address jordasche? Amy’s one is different. And in case you havent noticed, you are not beutiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am intelligent and THAT is the major difference between us. It would take you 10 lifetimes to reach my level so I’ll happily embrace ugly if it means not being like you – thank you :)

    Fortunately, there is no need for you to embrace ugly.

    Not according to the genius! :(

  • vicki said:

    This is almost painful to watch. It’s like intelligent cats playing with a stupid mouse. Of course, the mouse does just keep coming back for more….

  • Temperance said:

    here’s something thats gonna make yall more mad, i might be pregnant again. you guys are all just fucking bitches.

  • vicki said:

    here’s something thats gonna make yall more mad, i might be pregnant again. you guys are all just fucking bitches.

    Does that include me? I hope so because I want so badly to say that it does not appear that WE are the ones who are “fucking” at least not without protection. You’re pretty slow to learn in all areas of your life aren’t you?

  • Temperance said:

    and your pretty slow to learn that you guys are warts on big monkey butts. yes and it does include you.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    here’s something thats gonna make yall more mad, i might be pregnant again. you guys are all just fucking bitches.

    Let me ask you this Temperance and be honest. Are you proud of yourself and if so I would like to know why? What are your accomplishments besides going out spreading your legs and getting yourself pregnant? Help me get a different view of you in my head because right now there is an image of a stupid, good for nothing little girl. Whoever raised you should be ashamed of themselves and I seriously mean that. I would be embarrassed if you were my daughter :( I don’t mean to be so harsh with you, but really someone has to, if you really did graduate high school you should be going to college and furthering your education not out having babies. The reality of it is, you don’t yet have the intelligence level to get a good enough job to take care of one baby on your own and now you want to bring in another one. Do you have rich parents or will this lie on society’s lap?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    and your pretty slow to learn that you guys are warts on big monkey butts. yes and it does include you.

    I noticed when I called you out on the IP address Amy went home :)

  • Temperance said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    I’m sorry for that. I have had a nightmare of a life myself as evidenced in my book Raised by the Devil’s Daughter – that is no excuse to be going out getting yourself pregnant. Like I had to, at the age of 18 you have to tell yourself that you are an adult and you are now responsible for yourself. I think you need to start making wiser decisions Temperance. If you need help ask for it.

  • Temperance said:
    heres something thats gonna make yall more mad, i might be pregnant again. you guys are all just fucking bitches.

    Let me ask you this Temperance and be honest. Are you proud of yourself and if so I would like to know why? What are your accomplishments besides going out spreading your legs and getting yourself pregnant? Help me get a different view of you in my head because right now there is an image of a stupid, good for nothing little girl. Whoever raised you should be ashamed of themselves and I seriously mean that. I would be embarrassed if you were my daughter I don’t mean to be so harsh with you, but really someone has to, if you really did graduate high school you should be going to college and furthering your education not out having babies. The reality of it is, you don’t yet have the intelligence level to get a good enough job to take care of one baby on your own and now you want to bring in another one. Do you have rich parents or will this lie on society?s lap?

    Do you know how sad you made her feel by sending that comment? its not temperance, its her big brother, ryan, ok? she’s been crying because of you.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Then be a better example as a big brother :)

  • Temperance said:

    not my fault she followed me, i love her more then anything, its her choice if she wants to have sex or not.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    It is her decision and as her brother I am sure you love her, but what about condoms, birth control? You should be teaching her to learn from your mistakes, not follow in your footsteps. I seriously did not mean to hurt anyones feeling whoever this REALLY is, but honestly, you can’t continue to go around getting yourself pregnant and being all smug like that, like its a wonderful thing. It isn’t.

  • Temperance said:

    who says im smug about it? show me the rule book of pregnant teens.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    well, your little boy should be smarter, im 18 and i have a 2 year old baby, so i couldnt give a damn

    Probably this. Look all I’m saying is that you are ill equipped to take care of the one child you already have. I don’t think it’s fair to you or to the unborn child to be bringing in another one. It’s your right, but this is America and I am entitled to my opinion. I’m sure looking back at your comment even you could agree that saying that my 6 year old son should be more skilled on pregnancy and all its facts is absurd.

  • Jolie Bruno said:

    Look Miss Temperance…I did manage to graduate high school before I got knocked up, but I was just 19 when I had my daughter. I did go to college while being a single mom, this is why I think its a bad idea for girls to get pregnant before getting themselves together first, because boys leave, thay don’t always do thier part and you and your babies will have to struggle because of it. So, if there has ever been a time when you have had to scrape up change from the couch cusions and still come up short for something you have needed and felt like shit because of it, then you know why we think girls should be more into bettering themselves rather than spreading thier legs for whatever may be comming in or out.
    Just because I did it and made it does not mean I think its a good idea.

  • Temperance said:

    i just got engaged, so whats you problem?

  • Jolie Bruno said:

    Good for you, I hope it works out for you, I just hope you have a way to take care of you and your kid(s) should things fall through is all, like I said sometimes boys and men leave. Its just a good idea to be able to take care of yourself is all.

  • Jennifer said:

    Good for you, I hope it works out for you, I just hope you have a way to take care of you and your kid(s) should things fall through is all, like I said sometimes boys and men leave. Its just a good idea to be able to take care of yourself is all.

    Jolie, Jolie, Jolie. *shakes head* Don’t you know that if you keep feeding them, they just keep coming back?

    I hope it works out for Temperance, too though.

  • Jolie said:
    Good for you, I hope it works out for you, I just hope you have a way to take care of you and your kid(s) should things fall through is all, like I said sometimes boys and men leave. Its just a good idea to be able to take care of yourself is all.

    Jolie, Jolie, Jolie. *shakes head* Don’t you know that if you keep feeding them, they just keep coming back?
    I hope it works out for Temperance, too though.

    Of course I’m feeding them! I like to poke at them with sticks when they go for the bait!

  • Megan said:

    I hate Jamie-Lynn Spears.
    That baby, I feel so sorry for her.
    Her mother isn’t even an adult yet.
    How the hell is she gonna be a good parent.
    Grow up more then maybe a baby will be okay with youu.
    She’s a little Skeeze!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I hate Jamie-Lynn Spears.
    That baby, I feel so sorry for her.
    Her mother isn’t even an adult yet.
    How the hell is she gonna be a good parent.
    Grow up more then maybe a baby will be okay with youu.
    She’s a little Skeeze!

    Ouch, lol. Yes, kids should not be having kids :(
    Especially ones that have horrible mothers for an example. How is JLS going to know how to do anything except what Lynne Spears has done to her? I think it’s sad.

  • temperance said:

    parenting books

  • Xandria Phillips said:

    Parenting books and advice from “good moms”, not her own!

  • Alex said:

    Sorry guys, i agree with temperance, i also had a baby at 16 so you guys are bollocks. and amy is right, i also went to the same school as her and she was the by far the smartest girl in the year. you guys are really bollocks.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Yes, we know Alex. Temperance has already proven how smart she is, about as smart as a computer with no power :)

  • Alex said:

    i think temperance is right, i had a baby a t 16 so, oh by the way, you guys are really bolloks. and by the way, she was the smartest girl in the grade!!!
    bolloks

  • Alex said:

    at least shes not a fuck all bitch like you

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You’re funny! She doesn’t have the brain function to be a bitch like me. I’m going to assume your terrible writing skills are because you’re just as intelligent as Temperance?

  • Alex said:

    You’re funny! She doesn’t have the brain function to be a bitch like me. I’m going to assume your terrible writing skills are because you are just as intelligent as Temperance?

    Happy bitchday to you happy bitchday to you. you act like a wore and you are one to. Happy bitchday.

  • Jennifer said:

    You’re funny! She doesn’t have the brain function to be a bitch like me. I’m going to assume your terrible writing skills are because you are just as intelligent as Temperance?

    Happy bitchday to you happy bitchday to you. you act like a wore and you are one to. Happy bitchday.

    WTF? Are you a 12 yr old that just learned a new swear word? Make sure your child sees you doing this!

    Anything to keep this going after the “parenting books” thing didn’t work out, huh Temperance?

    Oh and calling someone the “balls” over here is a good thing. Try calling us “fucktards” instead. Much more popular.

    Now, don’t go away mad, just GO AWAY!! By the time we’re done with this your kids are going to have kids and you’ll be telling us how it’s cool to be a grandma at 30.

    Buzz the fuck off!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You’re funny! She doesn’t have the brain function to be a bitch like me. I’m going to assume your terrible writing skills are because you are just as intelligent as Temperance?

    Happy bitchday to you happy bitchday to you. you act like a wore and you are one to. Happy bitchday.

    WOW! How long did it take you to think that up? I think you should stop while you’re ahead, your brain is going to start overloading with all that creativity up there. You can’t out wit me. Much like Temperance you’re not even close to having the skills. I’d give up now before you continue to make yourself look like a complete dumb-ass. Oh wait, too late.

  • Jennifer said:

    You’re funny! She doesn’t have the brain function to be a bitch like me. I’m going to assume your terrible writing skills are because you are just as intelligent as Temperance?

    Happy bitchday to you happy bitchday to you. you act like a wore and you are one to. Happy bitchday.

    WOW! How long did it take you to think that up? I think you should stop while you’re ahead, your brain is going to start overloading with all that creativity up there. You can’t out wit me. Much like Temperance you’re not even close to having the skills. I’d give up now before you continue to make yourself look like a complete dumb-ass. Oh wait, to late.

    It must be her birthday. Then too she learned the word “bitch” and thought to herself, “Hey! Bitch, birthday, bitch, birthday. I’ve got a great way to make it look like what those two bloggers say about my ‘friend’ is super important to ‘us’ AND demonstrate my idiocy to the fullest degree!”

  • Alex said:

    meaness makes you ugly, oh wait you passed ugly when you were born. i bet you mum was so not proud of you. i know i wouldnt be. have you got your passport and vactionations ready for the big trip over there.

  • alex said:

    i dont know why you bother

  • Jennifer said:

    Back to the ugly thing again. I guess they didn’t teach you creativity in that totally awesome school of yours. I sure hope you remember to include yourself under that heading. Now I am bored of you, little mouse. I need a new toy. Move on.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    meaness makes you ugly, oh wait you passed ugly when you were born. i bet you mum was so not proud of you. i know i wouldnt be. have you got your passport and vactionations ready for the big trip over there.

    Dumb-ass. I rest my case.

  • temperance said:

    Back to the ugly thing again. I guess they didn’t teach you creativity in that totally awesome school of yours. I sure hope you remember to include yourself under that heading. Now I am bored of you, little mouse. I need a new toy. Move on.

    At least im not a speky 4 eyes

  • Jennifer said:

    Back to the ugly thing again. I guess they didn?t teach you creativity in that totally awesome school of yours. I sure hope you remember to include yourself under that heading. Now I am bored of you, little mouse. I need a new toy. Move on.

    At least im not a speky 4 eyes

    HA HA HA HA!!! Back on the playground again! Yay! I feel so young! LMAO!!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    It’s just too bad we’re playing with people who graduated “at the top of their class”, yet can’t spell worth a shit.

  • Jennifer said:

    Oh wait! Wait! I almost forgot. Hey, Temperance, I’m rubber and you’re glue! What ever bounces off me sticks to you! Nyah!

  • vicki said:

    NO WAY! She did not just call you “4 eyes.” WTH is that shit? Is she trying even harder to prove how stupid and childish she is? As far as I can see she’s only proving your point for you! This is seriously sad… but funny. Don’t let that mouse go just yet, girls! It’s too entertaining for the rest of us!

  • Erykah Matthews said:

    Oh wow, heavy duty stuff here people. I can’t imagine anyone thinking it was a good idea or smart to be a teenage mom. To Temperance, there is no way in hell you graduated at the top of your class with your grammar or complete lack of ability to put a sensible sentence together so you can have all your alternative personalities put an end to that argument. By the sounds of it you are either a 6th grader or an adult who just never passed the 6th grade.

  • Erykah Matthews said:

    You know, I walked away and I just couldn’t believe that we have a complete idiot stating they were at the top of their class. In failing?
    I bet she can’t find 5 people that would come here and tell us she isn’t dumb!

  • Temperance said:

    Well, we’ll just have to see about that then.

  • Dan Fishburn said:

    I don’t think they meant five of your personalities Temperance :(

  • Temperance said:

    ever heard of the word, “drunk”?

  • Dan Fishburn said:

    Ever heard of these words? High School? Diploma?

  • Temperance said:

    er, ya

  • Jennifer said:

    No no, Temperance! Listen I’ve accepted the fact that you’re going to keep coming back every couple of weeks to pester us. So be it. But let’s move on to another article at least. Go here instead!!!! I’ve been waiting for your input!

  • Temperance said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.
    my parents are millionaires.

  • Jennifer said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh how I’ve missed you, Temperance.

  • Dan Fishburn said:

    Um, yeah, and you are really smart :)

  • Jennifer said:

    So I guess it’s safe to assume she’s heard of the word “drunk,” huh Dan?

  • Temperance said:

    how sweet

  • Jennifer said:

    Here go here No more dilly dallying.

  • Temperance said:

    maybe you should try not dilly dallying sometime

  • Jennifer said:

    maybe you should try not dilly dallying sometime

    Heh?

  • Temperance said:

    you know, dilly dallying, unless you so thick you dont even know what that means.

  • Jennifer said:

    you know, dilly dallying, unless you so thick you dont even know what that means.

    I do know what that means, which is why I’m confused. What the hell are you talking about? Put down the bottles of wine and have a cup of coffee. After you’ve sobered up a bit you can come back.

  • Alex said:

    yall will have to excuse tempi, she has had 4 cocktails.

  • Jennifer said:

    I guess so!

  • Jennifer said:

    So “Tempi,” with all this boozing you’re doing I hope this means you’re not pregnant again as you previously thought. Unless you’re even more stupid than we even assumed.

  • Alex said:

    shes crashed at my house, we picking up her little boy tomorrow, then we going to the mid wife.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    shes crashed at my house, we picking up her little boy tomorrow, then we going to the mid wife.

    Thank goodness you and Tempi have each other. There’s nothing like having a fellow dumbass in your corner :)

  • Jennifer said:

    shes crashed at my house, we picking up her little boy tomorrow, then we going to the mid wife.

    Thank goodness you and Tempi have each other. There’s nothing like having a fellow dumbass in your corner :)

    No need, Christina. Your statement will just fall on deaf ears. Temperance and her other personality high-tailed it when I asked “them” to perform a simple task. They’re gone for the duration, I’m afraid. Although, they may pop in every once in a while to call us bitches, tell us they’re pregnant and drunk again, or to crap out some other stupidity nugget. However, those glorious days of back and forth banter may be gone for good.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    No, idiots always come back have no fear.

  • Hannah said:
    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.my parents are millionaires.

    You must be a large one Temperance. If I were to drink that much I would be in the hospital surely diagnosed with alcohol poisening getting my stomach pumped. Even for a large person, that is a whole lot of alcohol to consume in one setting. So you’re a drunk, is this why you cannot spell or construct even the simplest of sentences to save your life? Sounds like you need to get a grip.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.my parents are millionaires.

    You must be a large one Temperance. If I were to drink that much I would be in the hospital surely diagnosed with alcohol poisening getting my stomach pumped. Even for a large person, that is a whole lot of alcohol to consume in one setting. So you’re a drunk, is this why you cannot spell or construct even the simplest of sentences to save your life? Sounds like you need to get a grip.

    I would have alcohol poisening too if I drank that much, Jesus Temerance are you serious? I didn’t even see this part. I’d bet my good friend Jennifer’s that your parents are not millionaires. How is it that they were intelligent enough to become millionaires and then have the awful luck of having a completely idiotic daughter? Now when I call you stupid, I want to clarify that I do not think you have any retardation problems it sounds to me like you were just lazy and probably too busy day dreaming about boys (considering you claim you are pregnant with baby 2 at 18) rather than paying any mind to all that stupid so non-important stuff called an education. I don’t know Tempi, I think there?s hope for you, but you have to want it and it doesn’t sound like you even think you have any problems.

  • Temperance said:
    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.my parents are millionaires.

    You must be a large one Temperance. If I were to drink that much I would be in the hospital surely diagnosed with alcohol poisening getting my stomach pumped. Even for a large person, that is a whole lot of alcohol to consume in one setting. So you?re a drunk, is this why you cannot spell or construct even the simplest of sentences to save your life? Sounds like you need to get a grip.

    for your info, im a size 6.

  • Temperance said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.my parents are millionaires.

    You must be a large one Temperance. If I were to drink that much I would be in the hospital surely diagnosed with alcohol poisening getting my stomach pumped. Even for a large person, that is a whole lot of alcohol to consume in one setting. So you?re a drunk, is this why you cannot spell or construct even the simplest of sentences to save your life? Sounds like you need to get a grip.

    I would have alcohol poisening too if I drank that much, Jesus Temerance are you serious? I didn?t even see this part. I?d bet my good friend Jennifer?s life that your parents are not millionaires. How is it that they were intelligent enough to become millionaires and then have the awful luck of having a completely idiotic daughter? Now when I call you stupid, I want to clarify that I do not think you have any retardation problems it sounds to me like you were just lazy and probably too busy day dreaming about boys (considering you claim you are pregnant with baby 2 at 18) rather than paying any mind to all that stupid so non-important stuff called an education. I don?t know Tempi, I think there?s hope for you, but you have to want it and it doesn?t sound like you even think you have any problems.

    They own there own business in london. now do you get how they are. me, my sister and my brother live in america.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Then why do you have a UK e-mail address? Let me guess, you just never got one from here?

  • Temperance said:

    ever heard of the word, visiting?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Nice try. I just looked up your IP address and you are in Amsterdam. Just so you know, amongst the many other talents I have, I am a top notch skiptracer and investigator. Because I know you are stupid, a skiptracer is a person locator.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    ever heard of the word, visiting?

    Oh please, you’ve been caught, go ahead and take your hand out of the cookie jar now.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Did you find out if you were pregnant Tempi?

  • Jennifer said:

    Oh, I don’t know, Jordasche. I always change my email address when I’m visiting others. Don’t you? Temperance’s parents must be rich if they can afford to send her to Amsterdam since early August. Yep, every word she says is completely 100% believable. *eye roll*

  • Temperance said:

    im in london, with my parents. did you not take IT lessons? you cant track someone down by there ip address.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Idiot listen to me, an IP address is a little number that is attached to the computer YOU ARE REPLYING FROM and you are replying from an IP address in Amsterdam.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Just so you know I just went back and double checked and you have been replying from an Amsterdam IP address the entire time you’ve been commenting on this site which has been since August. If you are visiting your parents even if you were on your own laptop, the same one you used here in America you would still have a different IP address. You take stupidity to a whole new level. I must tell you it’s almost unbelievable.

  • Temperance said:

    im in london for gods blimmin sake!!!!!!!!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Ok you are right. The computer you are replying from is telling lies. I understand – happens all the time.

  • Temperance said:

    if you dont believe me, come to england and ill prove it to you. oh wait, you cant, they might not let you on the plain since you so ugly.

  • Jennifer said:

    Wasn’t she in America just, like, a second ago? Now London? Man, that girl is fast!

  • Temperance said:

    i live in america, im on holiday in london, do you understand that?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    She is an idiot. I know she is in London. If you look up her IP address which anyone can do it will tell you. I was trying to see if I could get her to look it up herself and prove me wrong, but she is either dumb or too lazy. Well, in this instance, probably both.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    i live in america, im on holiday in london, do you understand that?

    When did you leave America to go visit London?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    if you dont believe me, come to england and ill prove it to you. oh wait, you cant, they might not let you on the plain since you so ugly.

    Your genius is showing again :)

  • Alex said:

    Let me ask you something jordasche, are you a Christian? or is that to personal for you.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    i live in america, im on holiday in london, do you understand that?

    Wait a minute, I thought your parents died when you were 7?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Let me ask you something Jordasche , are you a Christian? or is that to personal for you.

    How is that relevant to anything?

  • Alex said:

    in june.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I’ll wait while you look up relevant…

  • Jennifer said:

    ok, my parents died when i was 7, ive been jumping around from home to home. ok, i havent had an easy child hood like you, if you did have an easy child hood. one of my foster families dad, beat me, the only person i can depend on is my best friend and my brother, he also gets people pregnant and i followed him.

    and by the way, i had 3 bottles of wine and 2 cocktails when i wrote that.
    my parents are millionaires.

    No, see? She was drunk and pregnant when she wrote that.

  • Jennifer said:

    Btw, when are you going to put up that picture? You might as well if you insist on coming back like this. If you simply can’t figure it out, then go back and apologize to Jolie.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    i live in america, im on holiday in london, do you understand that?

    Wait a minute, I thought your parents died when you were 7?

    It just occurred to me, what holiday where you are from lasts for four months? The unemployment holiday?

  • Temperance said:

    no i got excepted into oxford.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Ok Tempi, so are we to believe your whole dumb act is just an act?

  • Jolie said:

    OMG! How funny this is still going! Temperance really…..if your so smart, you should have the sense to get on with your life and stop wasting your time here.

  • Jennifer said:

    But she just got “excepted” by Oxford! Meaning they must have admitted everyone EXCEPT her. Temp, the word is “accepted.” I really hope you used spell check for your admissions essay.

  • Tom said:

    Jolie’s right. Although I never got “excepted” into Oxford, I’m smart enough to know when to walk away. I can’t even read all this! Temperance, do you check back here everyday to see who posted next? Who’s got time for that? What a waste. Good for the site’s hit numbers, though! Good job!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    :)

  • Temperance said:

    i was never good at english jennifer. im studying maths.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Is Alex the only one allowed to call you Tempi?

  • Temperance said:

    cause shes my best friend.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    That didn’t need explanation, it was a yes or no question. Anyhow, I will call you Temperance if that’s what you wish.

  • Temperance said:

    thank you

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You’re welcome.

  • Alex said:

    I got pregnant!!!!!!!! No clue why I’m telling yall this but. yay me!!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Congratulations on the dumb shit to be :)

  • Alex said:

    i know you are

  • Temperance said:

    and by the way my dads 36 and my mums 35.

  • Alex said:
    Let me ask you something jordasche , are you a Christian? or is that to personal for you.

    How is that relevant to anything?

    its relevent cuz yr name means folowa of christ

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You two are the dumbest duo I think I have ever come across.

  • Alex and Tempi said:

    and you are the ugliest thing we’ve ever come across!!

  • Alex and Tempi said:

    i mean come on, your face is really puffy, it looks like someone stuffed a potato in your mouth.

  • Temperance said:

    Congratulations on the dumb shit to be

    I wonder if your little boy is a dumb shit, like you???

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    On your best day, the two of you together aren’t as smart as my son on his worst day when he’s sleeping. You remind me of two dumb dogs sitting there looking at their master trying to figure out what he’s saying. You stare, the slobber drips from your mouth and it couldn’t be more obvious you’re just never EVER going to get it.

  • Jennifer said:

    Jordasche you crack me up! Your response to these “people” is esoteric, sure, but I love esoteric and it’ll be have them scratching their heads until they’re distracted by something shiny… or until they feel compelled to google the word “esoteric.” Can we move on now?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    They obviously don’t feel compelled to do anything when it comes to edjamication. Yes, let’s do move on.

  • Temperance said:

    hey golden oldies. Live life and breathe air why dont you? and stop following the law. it makes life so boring.

  • Alex said:

    i had sex and i liked it

  • Temperance said:

    Oxford dont have to know that do they? if drink and driving is what you call “breaking the law” then ya is does.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Wow, A+ students and following the law usually go hand in hand. I guess you must be an exception Temperance.

  • Temperance said:

    No.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I have no idea what you’re saying. Are you drunk right now?

  • Richard said:

    Holy shit there is a bunch of drama up in here! Temperance and Alex are complete dumb shits. Totally clueless.

  • Temperance said:

    Yes we know you are.

  • Samantha said:

    Damn, some drama up in here right? The bottom line is Jamie Lynn Spears is just to damn young to be having a child. That’s all I’m going to say. Oh, and that in my eyes her mother failed her.

  • Temperence said:

    She aint to young, i was that age when i had my second child

  • Keg of Wisdom said:

    it’s like an episode of Melrose Place in here…

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Told ya :)

  • Keg of Wisdom said:

    haha nice…

  • William said:

    My goodness, what a waste of bandwidth!

    Aside from the fact that most (I couldn’t sit through all of them) posts totally ignore that another human being is involved, this is a spitting contest the rest of world could do without.

    My advice, Jordasche, is that you not allow the children to draw you into such nonsense.

    Some sage once said, “Never argue with a fool in public. Onlookers will lose track of who the fool is.”

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Oh I completely agree William, but as to the fool part, from a marketing aspect (which is my job here let’s remember) that is hardly me as this post has almost 200 comments. I saw an opportunity and I used it to my advantage I would have been a fool not to. I had no idea she would keep it up as long as she did, but she did and so the blog was blessed with comments which made my blog soar on alexa :)

  • Temperence said:

    ok

  • Lisa said:

    OMG WOW. Temperance you need to get a life that comes with a brain that works. You are CLUELESS.

  • temperence said:

    I am not. As long as i have sex in my life im happy

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    What about sexual diseases? In that you keep getting pregnant by your own admission, you must not be using protection. Why are you so obsessed with sex? You need to be obsessed with other things like getting an education.

  • temperence said:

    i am geting educatuion, im at oxford dumby

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    College is way beyond you…you need to be back in elementary school NOT college.

  • Temperence said:

    tell that to the people who passed me! puke head. at least i wasnt old when i had a baby. cuz wen ur little boy is older, hell think, oh i wish i had a younger, hipper mom. but were as my kids wil say, im so lucky to have a young hip mum who had me at 13! cuz ill let them do anything. unlike u who wil be sooooo over protectiv and not let there kids have sex when they want!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    The people that passed you need to be to be fired Temperance.

  • Temperence said:

    no they dont, i got strayt as. so ha dick

  • Rob said:

    It’s obvious Temperance was raised by wild animals. Just as a note from another adult Temperance, there is nothing good or cool about having children when you are young and ill prepared. You can’t even write a comment correctly yet you think you can take care of a baby? It sounds like you still need someone to take care of you. From the comments above I can’t tell if you are just a senseless teen or an alcoholic adult whatever the case may be, you are not equipped to be a parent.

  • temperence said:

    how the heck do u no? u neva met me! ttyl

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    We don’t have to know you Temperance to know you’re an idiot. In fact, you may just be the captain of the idiot ship.

  • temperence said:

    u myt jst be da captin of the ugly jane jugs ship!

  • Liam said:

    Holy hell what drama! I think if parents were better parents we wouldn’t have people like Temperance thinking its okay to be a teenage mother.

  • temperence said:

    how do u kno that my mu wasnt a gr8 mum?

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  • Denise said:

    I know if I ever had a baby that young my dad would kick my butt!

  • tempi said:

    poor u denise

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Welcome back Temperance. Hope you’ve been well.

  • tempi is drunk said:

    than u i had a baby haha

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Good for you Temperance, we have another sure to be low life on the planet, yippee.

  • Payton said:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! Drama!

  • Jennifer said:

    Well look on the bright side, she had a wonderfully healthy baby!

    Sometimes its easy to overlook the most important things in life.

    Good for you Jamie.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    That’s very true. Thank you for your time and comment Jennifer :)

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