Did Matthew McConaughey Suffer From A Brain Injury?
Matthew McConaughey seems to have very, very little brain function I’ve noticed as of late thanks to Jennifer Mienko’s recent postings. You might be wondering, oh my god *one hand over heart – the other over mouth* Was he in an accident? A fight? What happened??
Don’t be worried fans, this is normal. Well, I mean normal for Matthew, he was born like this. This is nothing serious or new, its not. It’s just not something you hear often, Matthew McConaughey sans script. It’s quite amusing really, to hear him talk aloud using his very own words.
Apparently his brain doesn’t retain much information thus the idiotic comments that constantly spew out of his mouth when he is not looking at a script. What I like is how he pulls it off with such an uplifting attitude and a big smile.
Let me give you a few of the numerous examples:
“This is where I learned and no one tells you this but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing.”
Matthew McConaughey
- Dare I even say anything?
“No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!”
Matthew McConaughey
- I wonder why he thinks he is an animal. Does he really not know he is of “human” species? He surfs a lot so perhaps spending all that time in the ocean makes him think he’s part of the animal kingdom. *shrugs shoulders*
“She’s a cool ghost. Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along.”
Matthew McConaughey
- Um, okay?? I’m sure there are a lot of people that would get along with you if they saw you nude all the time depending on what your penis looks like. Who cares that you have rocks in your head. There are plenty of women out there that are like men in that respect Mr. McConaughey, don’t be naive.
“There are certain nights you and your image just aren’t in the same bed.”
Matthew McConaughey
- That is so refreshing that he said that. I thought that was just me and my image! *squeals* Sometimes I make my image sleep downstairs when it pisses me off.
And finally;
“There aren’t many things that are universally cool, and it’s cool not to litter. I’d never do it.”
Matthew McConaughey
- I know what he’s trying to say, it just sounds stupid coming out of his mouth. I would like to note that I appreciate that he won’t litter. I’m for a cleaner earth too.
In a small way I feel bad for him. Though with very little to zero effort he tries to seem intelligent, he is just never quite able to pull it off. At least he is semi good looking. It’s not a total loss some would say. I personally prefer a man I can have an intelligent conversation with, someone I could laugh with. Can’t get either of these with Matthew. I don’t think he would appreciate it very much after the several years it took him to figure out the whole time I was laughing at him and not with him.
He has already proven using any words, phrases or thoughts that come from deep, deep, deep within his own brain are bad for his image. (It’s just a wild guess, but I’m going to guess this is why sometimes he and his image don’t sleep in the same bed)
Reality shows, talk shows and things of that nature are absolutely off limits, no questions asked.
I say he should be sentenced to complete 100% silence unless playing a role in a movie with scripted words. In movies, where his words are chosen for him and the way he presents them is directed, it gives him an arena for once in his life, to feel like someone other than just a “pretty boy”. He gets a shot to feel pretty and smart. In real life where he has to strain and struggle to think of and form his own words and sentences he is lost and can’t find meaning.
With that said, let’s all keep watching his movies, he clearly needs the support and you can see that I don’t mean monetarily.
Jordasche Bledsoe
Wow, you know something ? I think you’ve hit it squarely on target. I’ve noticed that in every street interview he never says more than a few words, is usually seen exiting from a bar or club, etc etc. A heart throb for the ladies, to be sure; but eye candy isn’t everything. Maybe that’s why Penelope Cruz didn’t want him…or maybe it was his overwhelming use of “weed”. It’s a psychological addiction, and he is struggling it beat that ??? Laughable, really laughable. Great write Jordasche.
You’re completely right Magpie.
Honestly, what do you expect from someone who’s brother is named Rooster and his nephew is named Miller Lite (that’s what you get when Rooster names a child). I’m surprised he can put any sentence together.
Wow, good looking and as unknowing about ANYTHING as an unborn baby, what a shame.
More like what a waste….we can throw Matthew McConaughey on the Good Looking To Some But Otherwise Useless list.
I have never had a baby myself. But I was there when my son was born. And I know what went on, to a certain extent.
I’d like to nominate him for the list of Men Who Are Never Allowed To Wear Shirts, which will immediately be put into effect once I rule the world. I’d also like to nominate him for the list of Men Who Are To Stand There And Look Pretty.
he was the child dubleya gave up
I want to second both of these nominations, and make an official nomination for Men Who Do Not Need To Speak.Ever.
He is eye candy, plain and simple
Poor little dumbass! Matthew McConaughey is like a male Paris Hilton, good looking but otherwise ueseless!
It is unbelievable people REALLY are this dumb! Matthew McConaughey is a danger to himself without a script.
Matthew McConaughey is such a dunce. I look at him in a whole new light after reading you and Jennifer’s articles on this guy
LOL. Glad we could we lead you to the light Richard
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Very funny Jordasche. Cracked up several times reading this.
Hilarious! I am laughing my ass off girl!
“Um, okay?? I’m sure there are a lot of people that would get along with you if they saw you nude all the time depending on what your penis looks like. Who cares that you have rocks in your head.”
That had to have been my favorite part!
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Oh my God, this was so freakin funny! Remind me to never upset you if I become famous!
Jordasche, this is indeed one of your best articles. Matthew McConaughey is cute, but in your words ‘dumber than a bag of hair’.
Brilliant expose’… how accurate are you!
Wow. I never really thought about Matthew McConaughey’s brain activity or lack thereof until now. You are quite the character Jordasche, this was a very funny article. Made me laugh out loud several times!
LOL. Thanks Doug. I’m glad I could provide a laugh
Hi Jordasche I saw your site listed on blog catalog. This is an absolutely hilarious article. I love Matthew McConaughey, but he does seem real dippy.
I think this was the funniest post I have ever come across,seriously. Thank you for the laughter!
No, no, thank you
Matthew McConaughey is so dumb. Thank goodness he has his good looks and charm to get by on.
Matthew McConaughey is cute, but he totally acts like he suffers from a brain injury. Very funny article.
Matthew McConaughey isn’t too bright. Good thing he’s got his career.
Matthew McConaughey is good looking, but dumb. That could be bad for some, but I think it works in Matt’s favor.
What a funny post! My favorite part was when you said:
“That is so refreshing that he said that. I thought that was just me and my image! *squeals* Sometimes I make my image sleep downstairs when it pisses me off.”
Matthew McConaughey is such a dunce!
Matthew McConaughey is stupid and a corny actor. He’s taken which makes him completely useless to me. Hilarious article!
What a funny post Jordasche! I’ve never really cared for Matthew McConaughey. His movies just aren’t my type of movie. They tend to be a bit pansie-ish for me.
hahaha. Matthew McConaughey says some of the dumbest things! Great article Christina! So funny!
Yeah Matthew McConaughey is pretty lame, but the ladies like him.
Yeah, he’s huge with the ladies.
Hi there I like your post. I don’t really know much about Matthew McConaughey but he sure makes himself sound dumb.
Uh…you do know that humans are animals, don’t you? We are mammals and primates, together with gorillas, chimpanzees and the like.
Hi Cristie, thank you for visiting. Yes I know that, I think we learned that, what, back in elementary school? I was being a smart ass because of how he said it.
hahahahaahahaha! All these comments are so funny! What a great response !
Wow. You certainly have to appreciate his honesty. I was hit in the temple by a rock thrown from a lawnmower when I was younger, but that guy really takes the cake!
Concussion and brain injury is definitely not something to laugh at. These stars have an opportunity to teach about the dangers of not being careful after sustaining a concussion.
good looking guy. too bad he’s so stupid!
Its a down right shame!
ROFLMAO – too funny Jordasche! Matthew McConaughey’s light seems so dim I’m surprised he sees where he’s going or knows whats going on at all.
Great article. Id like to see more articles from you.
cheers…
Pssh, Matthew McConauhey was born like that – dumb!
Personally I do not believe he is stupid, just inarticulate. Im sorry but I hate people who have to find something wrong with everyone, celebrities or normal citizens alike. And for the record, we are HOMO SAPIAN from Class Mammalia, aka Mammals, which are …. ANIMALS!!! SO he was not incorrect you are, and to educated people YOU look stupid. What are we if not animals? DUH! And I like him as an actor, but not everyone is given an A+ brain and not everyone are as articulate as others, but insulting people is never right especially when you yourself are wrong.
I hate it when wanna-be brainiacs don’t read the comments and make stupid statements like you just did. Try growing a brain and come back later.
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