Maggie Gyllenhaal In A Dress To Remember
For the premiere of her new movie – The Dark Knight – Maggie Gyllenhaal chose to wear a dress designed by Lanvin. A spectacular choice if I may.
Just take a look at it above – surely you can’t deny its beauty. I can’t stop staring at it. How I wish I could grab it right through the computer screen and wear it right now. It would be much too exciting to get a hold of the dress tonight and have to wait until tomorrow to wear it. *eek*
Personally, I am so drawn to it because clothes wise, I think anything that resembles a large black trash bag is stunning. The fact that the designer designed a black trash bag with not only a shoulder strap but a knot too, I mean what can I say? Genius about sums it up.
If I were a sister/family member or friend of Maggie’s I would certainly urge her to wear this particular dress. I would be a bit concerned because of its beauty that I might not be the only one wearing it though, but when you come across a gem like this a girl has got decisions to make. Risk not wearing the dress and as luck would have it no one else wearing it either or wearing it and looking the best you have ever looked in your life (such as she did) no matter who else may also be wearing it?.hmmmm, look at it again, take in its beauty. No one questions you as to why you chose to wear this dress Maggie, absolutely no one.
Well some people might, but they would have to be blind people because anyone that isn’t blind would agree you haven’t seen “style” until you’ve seen this magnificent dress.
Mary-Kate Olsen acquired and pulled off the HOBO look quite well, just take a look at her, does she look like a multi-billionaire?
No. See? She’s pulling off the HOBO look. Now you, Maggie Gyllenhaal, have been given the rare and lucky opportunity to try and pull off the GLAD BAG look.
May I say, aside from the bad posture, so far you have done a fantastic job. *pat on the back* I really think you can do this!
Hope you had a great time and congratulations on your new movie.
I’m still giggling over this one.
Jordasche, you are hysterical. I had tears in my eyes reading about Mary-Kate pulling off the “HOBO” look. FUNNY!!!
LOL….That is too funny. You are the queen of sarcasm Jordasche.
Thank you Eileen
Thanks Alexandra
I think, and you may agree, Mary-Kate pulls the HOBO look off like a professional, doesn’t she?
Wow, Maggie Gyllenhaal gets an A+ for pulling off the GLAD BAG look. I didn’t even know there was a GLAD BAG look
This is wild. You have to be kidding?
Wow! did she wrap a 4 gallon size on her head? How so very crafty of her!
If the A-list men in Hollywood ever start the garbage bag trend, I’ll be the first to follow. How can someone ever be unhappy while wearing Glad?
Plus it’s cheap!
hey maybe we all should get together and plan a trash bag ceran wrap party. LOL! God only know if one of us could design that mess! LOL!
HA! That does look like a trashbag
It might have been not so bad had it just been made out of a different material.
Jordasche Bledsoe, I have read over several of your articles and girl you are hilarious! I too loved the Mary-Kate Olsen part. I so wasn’t expecting the whole hobo thing and seriously choked on my drink. I’m ok obviously. Back to the main character, um, what was Maggie Gyllenhaal thinking?
I think it’s quite obvious Maggie Gyllenhaal wasn’t thinking. Either that OR every mirror within a 2000 mile radius was broken.
Thank you Xandria
Only because she, in that outfit, broke them. I like her and think she’s quite pretty, but she has taken some very poor fashion side roads.
I LOVE Maggie Gyllenhaal but this dress definitely looks like a trash bag! Funny story Jordasche
OMG!!! You have made tears come out of my eyes! The pics (especially of Einstein) with what you wrote is so funny. Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister do always look like Hobo’s, it’s weird in that they’re billionaires.
This is the funniest article I have read in a long time! WHAT was Maggie Gyllenhaal thinking?? (rhetorical)
ROFLMAO…..
WHO paid her to wear that? She couldn’t possibly have voluntarily wore that could she have???
Very funny. I really enjoyed this article. Great wit and sarcasm. I’ll be back!
Hi! Felicia just e-mailed me the link to this saying I had to check it out and I am glad I did. Still chuckling as I’m typing this – very funny! Thanks for the laugh before bed
The HOBO look, I’m going to have to remember that.
I literally have tears in my eyes! The Hobo look, that is EXACTLY what I would call that! Great article Jordasche!
LOL everyone’s comments are making me laugh in addition to the article. I agree, very funny! If I didn’t know better I would think that Mary-Kate Olsen was homeless! As to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress – yikes! Looks like she stepped into a glad bag (as you say) and the designer just cut around it, tied a few knots made a little bow and wala! The dress is god awful, but you gotta love Maggie Gyllenhaal
I love Maggie Gyllenhaal – great actress, but I agree that dress is horrible. Funny post Jordasche!
LMAO. I gotta tell my sister about this! I think she’s tryin to pull off the hobo look too but she doesn’t pull it off nearly as well as Mary-Kate Olsen.
ROFLMAO It’s kind of embarrassing after the fact now isn’t it? It’s one of the biggest movies ever and Maggie Gyllenhaal shows up in a glad bag.
“Looks like she stepped into a glad bag (as you say) and the designer just cut around it, tied a few knots made a little bow and wala! The dress is god awful”
I wonder how much she paid for that.
LMFAO SO funny!! The “hobo look”, girl you are hilarious and correct! Mary-Kate Olsen always seems to look like a hobo and I cant figure out why when she is so friggin rich. As to Maggie Gyllenhaals dress I agree that that is also hideous.
Very funny. One of the funniest blogs I have read this week!
The picture of Einstein and the one of the trash bag just wrapped this one right up into a very funny little blog. I am really surprised that Maggie Gyllenhaal would have actually went somewhere in that dress it is positively horrible. Love the girl, but the dress has GOT to go. Buh-bye!
Hilarious! That dress Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing is awful!
I know. Trash can material for sure
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Ah yes, this one. I thought I had commented! Hysterical! I think the only answer here is that Maggie Gyllenhaal was not thinking when she went outside of the bathroom with this on. Mary-Kate on the other hand always looks like a hobo, but the fashion police should have given Maggie a fine on this one
LMAO. I agree.
Oh dear I love Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I have to agree that her dress is horrible. It really looks like a glad bag. I loved the part about Mary Kate Olsen. This was a really funny article.
Actually, I take back my other comment, THIS is the funniest blog post I have ever read. Mary-Kate could easily be mistaken for a hobo! And Maggie’s dress looks like a trash bag for sure.
LOL. Thank you for visiting and for your comments Danielle
Maggie Gyllenhaal is brave. I would’ve never even put that dress on my body let alone walked out the door in it.
There are a group of us at work reading this and cracking up so much! Great, funny, article! You gave me a ton of laughs really, thank you for sharing this. We all agree that Mary-Kate Olsen can pull off the ‘hobo look’ as well as Maggie Gyllenhaal being able to pull off the ‘glad bag’ look. Oh! Still laughing.
You’re welcome! I’m glad you enjoyed my article and I appreciate you visiting and commenting Bev
Hilarious post, best of the day for me Jordasche! I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is great, but that dress is awfully ugly and Mary-Kate Olsen DOES always look like a bum! And she is so rich sheesh!
Wow that dress is pretty bad.
This is your funniest article Jordasche! Hilarious!
Excellent article Jordasche! I laughed out loud numerous times which is surprising to me. I usually don’t visit these type of sites, but glad I ran across yours! Funny stuff.
I like beauty especially with flowers. I was searching this theme on the Internet and I came across your post. I must say in all honesty I haven’t read anything this funny in a long time. 5 stars for you for this Maggie Gyllenhaal post.
Super funny Jordasche! I think both Maggie Gyllenhaal and the dress are ugly.
No one would ever be able to talk me into walking into public in that thing, not even for Halloween! Hilarious article!
Funny!!
Wow…wow…and WOW. That dress is simply awful. Awful. God awful. Very funny article though Jordasche. I too laughed many times. Love the whole ‘Mary-Kate hobo’ angle as well! I don’t think I’ve ever seen either of the Olsen girls look good.
I never saw this dress until now. I agree its really bad. A disaster for poor Maggie Gyllenhaal is she blind? GREAT post Jordasche! I laughed so hard a couple times especially with the Einstein picture.
LOL glad I could provide a laugh Nima
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This is one of the funniest articles I have ever read online! Great job Jordasche. Witty and sarcastic – I love it girl! Poor Maggie.
Well thank you Gordon! I appreciate your time and comment. I like how we all have sympathy for Maggie even though she’s the one who chose to wear that hideous beast of a dress
haha I think its because the dress is just that bad!
LMFAO – that is some funny shit Jordasche Kingston!
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