I keep reading on the internet about the “romantic” relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I only see romance in one of their eyes and it isn’t Samantha Ronson.

In every picture of the two of them together Lindsay Lohan looks madly in lust and Samantha Ronson always seems to look like she can think of a million places she’d rather be other than with Lindsay Lohan.

Can you blame her, look at her, she looks like she is exhausted and not from having wild sexual affairs with Lindsay, but from that suitcase she is dragging around. We all know it belongs to Lindsay and lord only knows what’s in it, but I’m willing to guess it isn’t a light load.

In the another picture I posted the other day, it was quite evident Samantha Ronson was looking for other hot chicks while out and about with Lindsay Lohan, but in this picture she looks a bit depressed. Now I realize there could be a number of reasons for this. She could be depressed she is a she but looks like a he, can’t blame her for that now can we? I wonder if anyone ever told her step one would be to grow her hair out. Just a thought, its probably dumb.

Oh shit, wait a minute, it’s coming to me – that is dumb advice. I have seen him, I mean her with long hair and she still looks like a man

What to do, what do to. I’ll have to think on that some more I guess, this is going to be a tough one.

I could probably think of a whole laundry list of reasons Samantha Ronson ‘may’ be depressed, but I really must tend to my chicken dinner.

You lovers will work it out *wink*

Jordasche Bledsoe