A Cure For Tori Spelling
I was looking at pictures of different celebrities on google images when I learned something. Something I never knew before, there is a cure for the ugly! PHOTO SHOP *squeals in delight*
For those that don’t believe, take a look at the evidence. Here is Tori Spelling not photo shopped:
You see how it is extremely apparent that she used to be a very ugly, unkempt, male horse in another life? I see it too.
Well take a look at this picture of the same person just photo shopped:
Doesn’t it look like a much prettier version of her original ugly self? She looks a lot less like a horse and slightly more like a woman.
Good for her! Photoshop is the way to go for people in her situation, after all, how often do you really meet a celebrity in person?
To read more of our articles on Tori Spelling visit HERE.
She looks like she’s wearing a fat suit in the first one and the 2nd one doesn’t look any more real. Perhaps there is just no help for poor Tori.
I was trying, but you’re probably right – all the assistance in the world just isn’t going to be enough for Tori Spelling when it comes to the “beauty” department. There are only two choices here (1) buy a bullet and do away with your ugly self or (2) accept things for what they are and move on. I think she is moving on with life pretty well despite the awful “nothing we can do about it” circumstances. So what that the rest of us will potentially have nightmares should we see her – it’s the cost of living folks
J lauged so hard my side is hurting. I can’t got any home to talk. But that girl is need of a face run over, not a lift!!
Wow, this is so mean and at the very same time SO funny. Jordasche Kingston, you are an interesting character – I like it
She went from horse to Drag Queen!
I too have always thought Tori Spelling looked like a horse. Good call Jordasche. I agree regarding your other post comparing Tori Spelling to Donatella Versace. Donatella Versace DOES look like a horse that was ran over, poor thing
That couldn’t me more truthful…there is no help for Tori Spellings looks. It’s not a nice thing to say, but let’s face it, it’s true!
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you people are really sad, and probally a little jeoulous of tori. ugly or not she has more money and more fame than most people will ever have…. all of you get a life and then you wont be so apt to critisize anyone.if you dont have anything nice to say then…. you know the rest
Yeah you people are mean! And hilarious!
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