A Cure For Tori Spelling
I was looking at pictures of different celebrities on google images when I learned something. Something I never knew before, there is a cure for the ugly! PHOTO SHOP *squeals in delight*
For those that don’t believe, take a look at the evidence. Here is Tori Spelling not photo shopped:
You see how it is extremely apparent that she used to be a very ugly, unkempt, male horse in another life? I see it too.
Well take a look at this picture of the same person just photo shopped:
Doesn’t it look like a much prettier version of her original ugly self? She looks a lot less like a horse and slightly more like a woman.
Good for her! Photoshop is the way to go for people in her situation, afterall, how often do you really meet a celebrity in person?
~ Christina Bledsoe ~
She looks like she’s wearing a fat suit in the first one and the 2nd one doesn’t look any more real. Perhaps there is just no help for poor Tori.
I was trying, but you’re probably right - all the assistance in the world just isn’t going to be enough for Tori Spelling when it comes to the “beauty” department. There are only two choices here (1) buy a bullet and do away with your ugly self or (2) accept things for what they are and move on. I think she is moving on with life pretty well despite the awful “nothing we can do about it” circumstances. So what that the rest of us will potentially have nightmares should we see her - it’s the cost of living folks
J lauged so hard my side is hurting. I can’t got any home to talk. But that girl is need of a face run over, not a lift!!
Wow, this is so mean and at the very same time SO funny. Christina Bledsoe, you are an interesting character - I like it
She went from horse to Drag Queen!
I too have always thought Tori Spelling looked like a horse. Good call Christina. I agree regarding your other post comparing Tori Spelling to Donatella Versace. Donatella Versace DOES look like a horse that was ran over, poor thing
That couldn’t me more truthful…there is no help for Tori Spellings looks. It’s not a nice thing to say, but let’s face it, it’s true!
[...] In all honesy I don’t think Courtney Love is ugly, I just think she is bat-shit crazy due to drug abuse. I don’t think Marilyn Manson is all that ugly either. I do think he looks really sad and scared. I feel bad for both of them. My opinion still stands the same as to Tori Spelling. If you missed that see here or here. [...]
[...] who has read my posts on Tori Spelling knows that I think she looks like she was once an unkempt male horse in a previous life and the secret daughter of Donatella Versace in this [...]
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