Anderson Cooper Doesn’t Like The Lohans. What’s His F’ing Problem?
Anderson Cooper was guest-hosting Live with Regis and Kelly recently and called the TV reality show Living Lohan a “train wreck.”
He also said of Ali Lohan that (and I’m paraphrasing), “she allegedly wants to be a singer.” And later on AC360 that he “feels bad for her” and “she seems like a nice person, but she should be a kid, not in a [reality show].”
What an asshole!! How dare he say such nasty things? Who cares if every last one of them is either an opinion, the truth or both. It’s a damned good thing he only has the 1st amendment and the truth on his side, because the Lohans aren’t ones to take this lying down. They’re fighting back AND with something even better: incoherent explosive verbal diarrhea.
Quoting OMG! Dina Lohan, Ali’s mom for anyone reading this via carrier pigeon, said, “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”
Word! Right there with ya Mama Lohan! Cruel is the only way to describe that bastard’s words. “Nice?” How dare he?? He should retract that immediately and call her “super duper nice” instead. Or perhaps you would prefer the perfunctory “bitchin” instead. Either way works for me. Speaking of that karma thing. How well acquainted with that concept are you? No, no reason. Just curious. *takes psychic step away from Dina to avoid “friendly fire”*
On to my personal hero, that paragon of all things upstanding and manly, Michael Lohan, *claps hand to chest in reverence* “‘I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself,’ Michael told Access. ‘He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.’”
Wow, I think that Mike may have some legal troubles as a result of this comment. See the case pot v. kettle for precedence. But YEAH! *indignant* why does opinionated Anderson Cooper get to express his opinion just because he has…. his…..own……show. Shit! Well, I don’t care! Mike has it right anyway! Just ask the kid on the playground that argues back, “I know I am, but what are you?” The logic is still flawless even if it doesn’t make any sense! So there!! *sticks out tongue*
I would really have liked to have proven the “train wreck” comment incorrect, but well, I couldn’t. Sorry Lohans I have failed you. All I could find was a review of Living Lohan that actually used the exact phrase “train wreck” and “stupidest show ever.” I’m so sorry 
Jennifer Mienko
Wow, kudos to you girl – with zero question, your best yet! Michael and Dina Lohan, quite a pair huh?
It’s a wonder they aren’t still married.
Now this is funny. Lohans ain’t my fav…
OMG, how dare you attack the lovely Lohans, lmao ! Lindsay tried her best to save the honor of the family by starring in all of those teen movies as the perfect icon. lol. I guess there’s no fixing a family that is that jacked up, lol. I bet the family gatherings during the holidays are fun…
I’m still trying to figure out who Lindsey is engaged to. Seems a bit confusing.
That picture of Dina is priceless…… very funny writing, but that picture was what really did it for me!
Me too!
Am I the only one who thinks that Ali Lohan looks more like a used up divorcee than a pubescent teenage girl?
Trashy crack whore came to mind, but I think that anytime I see any of the Lohans.
Lohan Women = looks like trashy crack whores?Sounds pretty accurate to me too
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