Dave Navarro Misses The Point

Written by: Jennifer on 8 August 2008 | 8 Comments |

Dave Navarro and Carmen ElectraDave Navarro of Jane’s Addiction attributes his divorce from Carmen Electra to MTV reality series “Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave”, in 2004.

“My advice to a couple that is about to be on a reality show is to turn down everything afterward, because that’s where the distance happens,” says Dave per The National Ledger. “People get more attention and work because of the show, and that gets in the way.” Dave, 41, says he will always love Carmen: “We have a bond.”

What’s all this “love” crap about? *bewildered* I thought celebrity marriage was a business arrangement most times. What was he hoping was going to come of the reality show? Oh, wait! Did he think it was an end in itself? No, no, no. Silly Dave. The whole point is to boost your visibility and keep the celebrity boat afloat.

Dave and Carmen should have taken a page from the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee‘s book tabloid rag. Now THAT is a couple who knows how to work all the angles! They recently pretended to get back together just to do (and promote) a reality show. You’d think that Tommy would have tipped Dave off seeing as how they get along so well.

Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee

Wait a sec! *glowing with divine inspiration* TOMMY AND DAVE should do a reality show!!! We’d all watch that, right? Again, guys and I can’t stress this enough: 10% cut for me.

Special note: Today I was awarded honorable mention for most disgusting tongue action in a single article!


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8 Comments »

  • Jeff Ball said:

    What are they licking on here in the first picture? It looks like a radio anntena. Ha Ha Ha!

  • Jordasche Kingston said:

    That is, I believe, the knife that they cut their wedding cake with :)

  • Lola Pierce said:

    Dave Navarro may be stupid, but he is cute – I think.

  • Jolie Bruno said:

    Cute yes….but please Dave PLEASE stay away from those creepy hairy chops man!

  • Cassie said:

    I think Tommy Lee AND Dave Navarro are totally hot!!!

  • Linda said:

    Dave Navarro is so hot!!

  • Bernadette said:

    OMG Dave Navarro is SO hot!! I want to be Mrs. Navarro! :) I want him to lick me like he licked Tommy Lee I was so jealous :(

  • Cartier Tank said:

    Tommy Lee is damn hot

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