Would You Rather And Why?
3 September 2008
9 Comments
Today in our make-believe world you have commited a crime. You are given two options to pick from as punishment:
Would you rather be breast-fed (remember our world is make-believe so there will be milk) for an entire day by Betty White in replacement of food:
OR
Have your ear molested by Gene Simmons for 10 minutes?
I suppose since I instinctively covered my ear and cringed in deciding my second option I’d rather take the milk 
Mama.
What about YOU? What would you rather do and why?
Comment and let us know.
~ Christina Bledsoe ~
Too… nauseous… to… comment…
Gene Simmons all the way.
Hm. Compelling choices you’ve come up with today, m’dear. But, unfortunately for Betty, I’m gonna have to go with Gene. Betty has gone through menopause by now, you see, and few of the frequent side effects of that inevitable decrease in hormone production is hair growth and dry skin. And, like many people, the ear is one of my erogenous zones.
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So what you’re REALLY asking is if I’d prefer to suckle on a dry, scratchy, scaly, hairy teat all day or be erotically stimulated, possibly to the point of orgasm.
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…. Yeah. I’m goin with Gene.
A Gene Lick
He is a Hot Rock Star!
Even in his older age now.
I’m going with Gene. My ears are like Stacey said–errogenous zones–so I know I would enjoy it! Besides the thought of placing my lips on another woman’s breast, especially an old, shriveled up one (sorry Betty), makes me shudder! I have one request though–Gene would have to be wearing his make-up. Let’s face it–he’s cuter that way!
uhhhhh? Christina! thats gross!
Though i will take Betty White, because i could skip eating for a day, so we could just hang out.
Going with Gene on this. There are just some things that Q-Tips just can’t reach.
I agree with Stacey. Sucking on a dry teat all day sounds nasty I want that tongue Gene!
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