This from Foxnews: “During the U.S. kickoff of her ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour at the Meadowlands in New Jersey on Saturday night, she shouted: ‘Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show. It’s nothing personal,’ according to the New York Post’s Page Six gossip column.”

But wait, it gets better, “She also told the crowd, ‘Here’s the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start,’ followed by a loud screeching noise.”

Um, kay.

I am so disappointed in Madonna. It’s nothing personal, huh? That’s the best she could come up with for an insult? The snowmobile wont start? Okay, we get it, they live someplace cold.

This is so much better:

Another good one from The Bruce Blog:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ?Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.?

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, ?When you?re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, it?s a post turtle.?

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor?s face, so he continued to explain.

?You know she didn?t get up there by herself, she doesn?t belong up there, she doesn?t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.?

One more for good measure. This from Comedy.com:

Come on, Madonna. You sing, you dance. Politico and/or comedian you are not. Keep your politics in the booth.

As for John McCain, I guess it’s okay for him to go see some 50 year old crotch.

Jennifer Mienko