All Men Think It, Billy Ray Cyrus Says It
You gotta respect a guy with the gonads to compare themselves to their teenage daughter’s 20 year old underwear model boyfriend.
Billy Ray Cyrus did just that: “He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20 years old and I was living and searching for the dream,” he tells “Access Hollywood” of Gaston, whose own dream got a boost — sort of — when he performed “Achy Breaky Heart” with Billy Ray during Miley’s early sweet 16 bash at Disneyland last weekend (no word on whether this delighted or horrified the “Hannah Montana” star). “He’s got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination. I think that’s the true measure of a man, is when you measure his heart.” Adds the age difference-ignoring Papa Cyrus to People, “I introduced the two of them. He’s a good kid. Great heart. Lives for the light and he’s very talented.”
Yeah, heart, sure. The true “measure of a man” is his “heart.” Can’t you just picture him coughing into his hand before saying heart? Is that really what we’re measuring in an underwear model? You know where I’m going with this, I’m sure.
So, I’m going to go figure out how to “live for the light.” I am clearly missing out on something. I’m assuming it’s compact fluorescent…
Meanwhile, let’s all mark those words “I introduced them.” I have feeling that before this story plays itself out Billy Ray is going to want to eat those words… Unless, of course, there’s no reason this should go badly. I mean a 16 year old girl, 20 year old underwear model, both famous, weird dad disturbingly entangled in his daughter’s romantic life. What could go wrong?
Yep, slap a mullet on that guy and you’ve got a 20 year old Billy Ray. Um, yeah.
Jennifer Mienko
Okay, I have to admit when I first read this I thought “Go Miley!” (my first few boyfriends couldn’t model undies if they paid someone to let them do it).
But then I read that her dad introduced them and I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Okay her dad stamps his okie dokie on the underware model, I wonder what her mom thinks. Personally I think this is a little weird for a somewhat red-neck dad. He is supposed to be the one just cleaning his gun when the guy comes over so he will know it’s there and if anything happens to his little girl it just might be ready for use. And that would be especially if he is anything like Billy Ray was at 20 years old with his mullet and achy breaky heart.
Ehh, Miley Cyrus could probably do more harm to someone that Billy Ray Cyrus
What a cutie…is that Miley Cyrus’s b/f? Good picking daddy. Who cares that he’s a bit older aren’t most guys older than their girlfriends a few years anyway?
Aww Billy Ray Cyrus is just a dumb hick, cute though
so r u. ive met him, hes perfectly nice, and my dadys like that 2, even tho hes only 36
Your daddy is like what? A dumb hick? Doesn’t surprise me. I see the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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