No, No, No Christina Aguilera!
14 October 2008
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I love Christina Aguilera, but what was she thinking when she walked out into public in this outfit?
Credit: Danny Martindale/FilmMagic
There is so many things wrong here I don’t know where to begin so let’s start from the top. I don’t like the bangs, she is wearing way to much mascara and she could have toned down the lipstick just a shade or two. I don’t even know what to say about the dress…
What do you think? Does Christina Aguilera look stunning and I’m just being too judgmental? Comment and let me know 
Christina Bledsoe
MY EYES!! MY EYYYYEEESSSS!!!!!!
I think your tag says it best, “What was she thinking?”
Christina Aguilera looks like she is going to a circus interview
I agree Alexandra. Christina Aguilera looks like a circus act. The 12:00 show
I don’t really know what to say because in looking at the picture all I see is that freak behind Christina Aguilera staring at her with that stalkerish look. Anyone else notice that?
I can’t think of anything that fabric would look good on.
People…
That’s a DUDE!
Check out the way he’s hiding his Adam’s Apple, and the way the dress takes attention away from his man belly and hips, to accentuate his fake tits.
Hey, if you don’t believe me, take a look at Tony Curtis in the back ground “gayzing” at this chick with a dick.
Excellent point, Dan S. Now you have me thinking!
Once you learn about shemales the “hard” way…
…you develop a 6th sense for that sort of thing.
Yeah, tell me Sandra Bernhard wasn’t born with a penis.
Have you seen the Sandra Bernhard post?
not yet…
…but I’m on my way there now
I can’t stand that Madonna Muff Muncher.
I just got back from your site: AWESOME!
Thanks…
It’s been floundering for the past 4 years. After the last election, I’ve been too depressed to work on it.
Understandably!
You’ve got a good site here…
Only problem is, I’m so old, I don’t know who half the people in your posts and photos are.
I feel like I’m wearing a diaper, drooling on myself in front of the TV, when I have to ask the wife, “Who’s That!” or “Is that someone famous?!” or “How do they expect me to tell one of those blond cookie cutter bitches from the rest of ‘em?”
The only thing that shocks me on television anymore, is when one of those blond sexbots actually sings AND plays an instrument more complicated than a pair of freakin’ morraccas or a tambourine.
Ha! I know me too. The only reason I know anything about these people is from doing this site. Doesn’t it seem like the sexbots are required to do more than one thing these days? Seems like there was a time when they were only required to be a sexbot. Sad really.
Thanks, btw!
Now they get to compete for the honor of horrifying their parents on national television, proving to the world they have enough talent to be the next PussyCat Doll!
…Well, I misspoke there. With this REALITY show there really is no competition when it comes to humiliating one’s parent(s) on national television. Because just like the Special Olympics, everyone’s a winner in that department!
Oh well, at least the show gives strippers with Daddy issues something to shoot for.
…Speaking of strippers and humiliation, I just remembered this time my buddy and I found ourselves in a Hollywood strip club called “Girls, Girls, Girls…” It was my first time there, and my friend was trying to find strippers who wanted to be in a really low budget movie, but they were treating us like they heard that shit every 10 minutes. So we sat there drinking our beer, as I observed that these girls were all tall aspiring actresses. Way too tall to dance half naked, spinning on a pole without looking like a gazelle that got hit on the head with a baseball bat. Yeah, they’ll just strip to make the rent before getting their big break.
OK, the best part is coming up, when these probable back stabbing slags, bring out a birthday cake for the uncoordinated soon to be totally gay girl, who just turned 21 and still hasn’t figured out how to use the stripper’s pole. They’re all singing Happy Birthday along with the drunken pervs, including myself.
I gotta give her credit for not crying, but for a few seconds it was obvious that she was thinking, “This wasn’t were I expected to see myself at 21, when I stepped off that bus 3 years ago…”
You’re a great story-teller Dan!
Thanks, you got a lot of material to work with here!
She looks like a game of pixie sticks! WTF is up with that hair? I think she needs to fire her stylist.
I think my mom had a dress like that once! In the polyester 70’s–ick!
YUK!! I am really surprised that Christina Aguilera stepped outside looking like that….did she not have a mirror? What about everyone else around her, surely people were laughing right?
WOW! Christina, Christina, Christina Aguilera! What were you thinking???? Ugggg. Awful.
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