The 3 Ugliest Celebrities In The World

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 14 October 2008 | 19 Comments |

I was actually looking for something entirely different when Tori Spelling came up in google images and under it it said “Tori Spelling Ugliest Celebrity In The World” so I decided to google the top 3 ugliest celebrities and the following is what came up:

(1) Marilyn Manson
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(2) Tori Spelling
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and;

(3) Courtney Love
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If I were the judge in this same contest working with the same three people it would go like this:

(1) Tori Spelling
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(2) Courtney Love
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and;

(3) Marilyn Manson
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In all honesty I don’t think Courtney Love is ugly, I just think she is bat-shit crazy due to drug abuse. I don’t think Marilyn Manson is all that ugly either. I do think he looks really sad and scared. I feel bad for both of them. My opinion still stands the same as to Tori Spelling. If you missed that see here or here.

What about you, what do you think? Do you agree with the top 3 ugliest celebrities in the world? If so let us know, if not let us know your 3 contenders.



19 Comments »

  • Jennifer said:

    John Mayer
    Carrot Top
    Lyle Lovett

    I had to google “ugly celebrities” and I have to say I disagreed with most except for the above and a couple more. Most of the celebrities other people think are ugly I think just have character.

  • Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

    Poor Lyle Lovett :(

  • Jennifer said:

    Poor Lyle Lovett :(

    I know. Nice talented guy, but severely beaten with the ugly stick.

  • Timmyfan said:

    Courtney Love is ugly, inside and out! I’ve met her so I know.

    Manson looks like a dang dimwit nerd without his makeup.

    Tori Spelling, well, she’s just FAT. Not that ugly.

  • Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

    I beg to differ that Tori Spelling is not that ugly. She reminds me of Ariel on The Little Mermaid. You know the part where Ariel comes out of the sea and turns from mermaid to woman? The only difference is that we’re talking about Tori Spelling and she came out of a horse stable and turned from horse to woman. Something went awry in the transformation because though you can tell she is human she still looks mostly horse. *shrugs shoulders*

  • Timmyfan said:

    Well, I would have thought more like an ape, but I guess I’d settle for a horse. I don’t know though, I still think most of the “ugly” is just fat. But that’s me.

  • Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

    Tori Spelling was a normal weight on Beverly Hills 90210 and she looked liked a horse then too. I don’t know, maybe it’s just that now she looks like a bloated horse.

  • Alexandra Roberts said:

    Tori Spelling was a normal weight on Beverly Hills 90210 and she looked liked a horse then too. I don’t know, maybe its just that now she looks like a bloated horse.

    OMG Jordasche Kingston you seriously have me laughing my ass off! Now that you say that and I take a good look at Tori Spelling I think I can definitely see the resemblance between her and any horse family :)

  • Richard said:

    My top 3 for ugliest celebrities are as follows:
    (1) Jocelyn Wildenstein, (2) Tori Spelling/Donatella Versace and (3) Shane MacGowan. That dudes teeth just freak me out.

  • Erykah Matthews said:

    My top 3 for ugliest celebrities are as follows:(1) Jocelyn Wildenstein, (2) Tori Spelling/Donatella Versace and (3) Shane MacGowan. That dudes teeth just freak me out.

    I would have to agree Richard except I’m going to exchange Shane MacGowan (even though he IS sick looking) for Kelly Osbourne.

  • Michelle said:

    John Mayer is not ugly–in my opinion! I’ll admit I’ve had the hots for him! I have to agree about Tori Spelling and Donatella–especially Donatella. Step away from the tanning!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I don’t have the hots for John Mayer and really don’t care any more for him than I do about a red ant on an ant hill in the middle of a dry far away desert, nonetheless, I don’t think he is ugly. With that said, I do think he looks MUCH better with hair opposed to without.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    PS. If none of you have read Marilyn Manson’s autobiography and you like to read I would definitely suggest checking it out. I read it several years ago and I have an entirely different opinion about him than what I think I’d have without having read it. I would love to meet him. He, to me, seems like a deeply interesting person to know. I think it’s sad he is judged mostly by his looks.

  • Xandria Phillips said:

    Hi Dasche. I have actually read Marilyn Manson’s AB and I too thought it was awesome. I couldn’t put it down. I think he sounds fascinating. I wouldn’t mind meeting him either.
    Hope everyone had a nice birthday.

  • Michelle said:

    PS. If none of you have read Marilyn Manson’s autobiography and you like to read I would definitely suggest checking it out. I read it several years ago and I have an entirely different opinion about him than what I think I?d have without having read it. I would love to meet him. He, to me, seems like a deeply interesting person to know. I think it’s sad he is judged mostly by his looks.

    I like Marilyn Manson :)

  • Kayla Mirkhani said:

    The comments on this post cracked me up Dasche!

  • Acis said:

    I agree with your picks haha :)

  • Damon said:

    That’s the kinda ugly only mommas could love :)

  • Eric Schiffer Fanatic said:

    It’s just now that Tori Spelling and Courtney Love got bad. They used to be hot chicks. They just got crazy. Marilyn Manson, on the other hand, is just weird.

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