Tara Reid Shows Off New Clothing Line

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 12 November 2008 | 10 Comments |

Today I was strolling through a few blogs and I ran across something so funny we’re going to call it the joke of the day.

What you ask is the joke of today? Tara Reid’s new clothing line, Mantra, that she showed off this weekend in Greece. I didn’t think there was anything worse than Lauren Conrad’s line, but Tara proves me wrong because here we are:

Again, with the picture above as evidence, I’m going to have to reiterate that I find it hard to believe that Tara Reid is “self-conscious” about her body. She’s had enough of us bloggers picking on her yet here she is once again bra-less with her nipples pointing in two different directions in a dress that I’m sure if she steps close enough to the end of the stage the whole audience will be able to see her private jewel. In direct regard to the dress, what the hell is that? Why does she need armpit flaps? Why are the sleeves so long yet her vagina’s practically hanging out? Was that on purpose?

Here are some other samples of her fine line:

I can’t argue it’s not her style. She gets an A+ from me on the thrown together and trashy look. To see more pics that are bigger click HERE.

What do you think? Comment and let us know.



10 Comments »

  • Lisa Kessler said:

    UGH!!!!

    Oh I totally agree with you!!!

    That doesn’t look like a dress it looks like an ill-fitting shirt and she forgot to wear pants y’all! (Britney-style)

    Aw well…

    Yuck!

    I can’t believe people will pay to look that bad…

    Lisa

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  • Luke said:

    Tara Reid is washed up and disgusting. This is just some lame attempt to try and get her back in the spotlight.

  • Jennifer said:

    One more multitasking celeb. Quick, someone name a single damn movie she’s been in w/o looking at the ceiling and saying “ummmm…” How, I say, how does this make her a fashion designer? Luke is right on target. When acting has failed you grab any ol’ generic spotlight you can. AT LEAST, however, she finally got the sarong hint and has included a few with her bathing suits. That rear end is like G. Bush, something I hope I never have to see again!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Yeah, but if you notice everyone else is wearing the sarong while her jewel is practically hanging out.

  • Jennifer said:

    Baby steps, Dasche. Baby steps.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    You’re right :)

  • FunnyFatKid said:

    Please let me just say that as a card carying registered lesbo-dyke-nearly-feminazi…that this is in no way appealing to me. Eeew? (Forgive me Lord) but this girl is V.D.alicious.

    This is nasty, just plain ol’ ya know? I’m just sayin that if little girls were taught to respect themselves… naybe they would grow up to be a girl who gets respect… sadly not the case here…

    Uh oh yeah.. Who is Tata Reid anyway?

  • Michelle said:

    That girl really needs to cover up! Her legs look like the legs of a 70 year old woman (not a 70 year old celeb)!

  • Jennifer said:

    HA HA!! Lol! Yeah, you’re right. Still a 70 yr old with halfway decent gams for a 70 yr old, but not for… however old Tara is. Yes, I just said “gams.” I guess I’m in a 1930s Chicago gangster mood today.

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