I can’t imagine what Madonna was thinking when she arrived at a dinner to celebrate Gucci’s launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection in New York City. I just showed my 7 year-old son and he said:

“Oh my god, why would she wear that? It looks like she stole some small animals home”

If I had to guess, I would say I think it looks like somewhere, someone’s yard is missing two big patches of grass. Look at those arms of hers, it is completely conceivable that she was running through a neighborhood and ripped the dress she was originally wearing and tore two large patches of grass from someones yard, a couple of tree parts and called it a new dress.

That’s the argument I’d pose when she is fined by the fashion police. I think that is much more believable opposed to telling someone you voluntarily came out in public in that thing, don’t you?

If anyone is wondering, this is a frock by Louis Vuitton, in my opinion, an ugly one.

Christina Bledsoe