Brad Pitt vs Jennifer Aniston

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Brad Pitt vs Jennifer Aniston

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 26 December 2008 | 4 Comments |

Turns out Brad Pitt and ex-wife Jennifer Aniston had a movie coming out on the same day, Christmas – imagine that – Pitt vs. Aniston *ding-ding!*

For Pitt it was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button a film about the life-long romance between a woman and a man who ages in reverse. For Aniston it was Marley & Me a family movie about a young couple and their ill behaved dog.

While according to Variety Reports both movies did better than what was expected by 40-50% it was Jennifer Aniston and her movie Marley & Me who takes home the imaginary award for this competition *you know there secretly was one going on somewhere* grossing $14.8 million which is reported to be the highest one day total ever for a film opening on Christmas day.

Pitt and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button came in a close second grossing $11.8 million etching his name on the record for the second-highest Christmas opening of all time.

I can’t imagine why, but I just got an image of Jennifer Aniston in her bathroom looking into her mirror commenting to herself:

‘Mmhmm, so I came in second before, but now I’m #1, now what? Now what Angelina Jolie??’

Or simply ‘HAHA-HAHA!’ in some maniac voice, either one would be totally believable.

Your turn, there could be a million different things she’s thinking right now, if you had to make a guess what would be one thing you think she’s thinking with this victory?

Amuse us, comment and let us know.

4 Comments »

Thomas said:

I didn’t even know Pitt was in that movie. Of course Marley & Me is going to win – they want to see if Owen Wilson will have another breakdown that the producer (or whoever) accidently left in the film.

# 27 December 2008 at 5:05 am

Richard said:

I know because his life was so hard to deal with right?

# 27 December 2008 at 9:10 am

Serena Chaise said:

Oh yeah, you know Jennifer Aniston is slamming down the margaritas with John Mayer celebrating silently screaming in her head “take that bitch!”.

# 27 December 2008 at 2:03 pm

Keg of Wisdom said:

I bet no one told her life was gonna be this way…

# 27 December 2008 at 2:07 pm

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