Bizarre Baby Names

Written by: christina on 19 January 2009 | 6 Comments |

Craig of The Constant Complainer had a very good point today as to the name Seraphina chosen by Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck as the first name for their second daughter born January 6.

He came across this list of bizarre baby names and after seeing the names I’d have to agree that maybe “Seraphina” isn’t so bad after all, especially, in my opinion, compared to “Jermajesty”.

The top 10 are as follows:

Hopper Jack: Sean Penn’s son

Pirate: Jonathan Davis, lead singer of Korn’s son

Apple: Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter

Coco: Courtney Cox’s daughter

Tu Morrow: Rob Morrow’s daughter

Denim & Diesel: Toni Braxton’s sons

Reign Beau: Ving Rhames’s daughter

Puma: Erykah Badu’s daughter

Cash: Slash, lead guitarist of Guns & Roses, son

Story and Dream: Ginuwine, r&b artist, daughters

To see the rest of the list go HERE.

Check them out and let us know if you like any or in the alternative, there are any you think are completely idiotic.

Christina Bledsoe



6 Comments »

  • Timmyfan said:

    Pirate, Puma and Cash are the 3 dumbest on that list!!

  • sara said:

    Crazy baby names aren’t really new. What about Moon Unit Zappa in 1967?

  • Christina (author) said:

    That is a crazy name. Somewhere on here if you search his name you can read the story of how Dweezil Zappa got his name.

  • Temperence said:

    i quite like the name romeo or what ever

  • Christina (author) said:

    Romeo is a lot better than some of the other names. It’s definitely not the worst name on the list.

  • Michelle Miller said:

    Personally I think Apple is the worst with Zuma and Bronx (ick) taking second and third. I mean come on celebs–aren’t your children going to get ENOUGH attention?!

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