Is there anything but fluff in her head?
On February 17th Paris Hilton will turn 28-years-old. I find that so hard to believe when I see her wearing bunny ears and especially when I hear the idiotic statements that come out of her mouth.
The following is from an interview she did with British magazine, Fabulous courtesy of Celebitchy:
Halitosis or hideous dress sense are a given, but what other qualities would make you rule out a girl as your BBF?
“I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.”
*slaps self upside head* What a great way to find out if someone is a real friend! I’m smart why didn’t I think of that tactic? I’m sure it like totally works!
Who’s your dream best friend?
“I love Angelina Jolie. She’s strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That’s a great quality. I’d have a lot in common with her.”
Um….what??? I agree that Paris is beautiful, but take away that VISA and there goes any strength she might have. Let me just clear the air by saying that Paris Hilton has absolutely nothing in common with Angelina Jolie. In my opinion she doesn’t provide anything worthy except possible amusement over how empty-headed she is.
So make us jealous. What’s the last thing you bought on your Visa card?
“The other week I bought a Barbie-pink Bentley with Swarovski crystals. It’s really cute.”
The other week?
We loved your US election spoofs. Ever thought of running for office?
“One day I think that would be a great idea. Maybe in 20 years.”
What would you do?
“I’d stop the war and bring world peace by making all the world leaders best friends! Oh, and I’d paint the White House pink and build a cute doghouse for the First Dogs.”
Again I’m going to say it is so hard for me to believe this woman will be 30 in 2 years. Anyone with me?
I agree with you about the fluff head Jordasche but here I am reading about her, makes me worry about myself.
No need to worry, you’re just passing the time away
What a moron! Yeah, she has sooooooo much in common w/ Angelina…RIGHT! In WHAT world!? Haha. Oh and that Bentley….its the ugliest thing! That car is completely ruined by being alll pink & black. ECK! Have you seen it? BARF! Oh and I’m laughing so hard at you slapping your head after her comment of how to tell whether a friend is good or not. Maybe it’s her way of testing if they will be honest with her…..but being able to think the same clothes are cute is NOT what makes a great friend.
Nice article Jordasche!
Yeah I saw her standing next to it in her matching pink outfit. I am honestly amazed at the stupid remarks that come out of her mouth. I must admit I am a bit curious as to what she would say if she were asked exactly what she would do to make all world leaders “best friends”.
She means she would hire someone to do those things. Paris Hilton is the dumbest socialite out there. There’s no way that’s an act.
Paris Hilton drives me nuts. When people are talking questioning as to whether or not Paris is really dumb or its just an act I always get that picture of that one episode of The Simpsons where it shows the inside of Homers brain and its a monkey clanking two objects together.
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What a waste of life!
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I love the title! I really don’t think there is anything but fluff in Paris Hilton’s head. She seems so stupid.
Thanks Janet.
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