Kim Kardashian Can’t Read

Written by: Jordasche Bledsoe on 20 April 2009 | 17 Comments |

According to Perez Hilton Kim Kardashian was offended when Us Weekly mentioned the new plus-sized line for Forever 21, stating that Kim was “a fan”.

Kim was so upset about it that she took it to her blog to address this serious, serious issue:

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”

If this doesn’t prove she needs more to do I don’t know what does, she has unnecessarily blown this out of proportion. First, if you look, it clearly appears as if she is a fan of “Forever 21” not “the plus-sized line”. Second, I don’t really see why she has a problem with being called a “fuller-figured woman” – she is a fuller-figured woman especially compared to me. It would take about 4 of my legs to equal one of hers and she could probably knock me unconscious with one of her breasts if she tried.

It’s a bit amusing to hear her tell Kourtney and Khloe that they don’t know how to run a business and here she can’t even properly read a magazine post about herself.

Jordasche Bledsoe



17 Comments »

  • Erykah Matthews said:

    Kim Kardashian is pretty, but she doesn’t have much going on in the brain department.

  • sara said:

    Brain waves are not really part of the activities she gets paid for, so not really surprising that she has a problem with reading comprehension.

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  • blunt delivery said:

    ok. first of all, why do people get so freakin hung up on “sizes” its like, you look good. so does anyone carE?

    furthermore,i dont know if i’d be so fast to call myself a size 2 kim. what part are you referring to? the top of your waist? cus those un-photoshopped thighs that surfaced last week, sure the heal are a size 2.

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  • Richard said:

    Kim Kardashian is smoking hot but doesn’t have the sense God gave a rock.

  • Sugar said:

    I think I wrote before how I had no problems with Kim Kardashian…..yea, now I do. What is wrong with “fuller figured-women”? Is she more special because she’s a size 2? We all know she’s not a full figured gal, come on! I thought High School ended already, lol.

  • Keg of Wisdom said:

    now that you mention it Jordasche…I would like to see her try to knock somebody unconscious with her hooters…lol

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  • Lailani said:

    I can’t stand Kim Kardashian she is such an idiot and this proves it.

  • Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

    LOL Ok maybe she might not be able to knock me out with them but surely she could smother me :(

  • Michelle Miller said:

    She has basically dissed all plus-sized women with her remarks. It just proves that she really is as shallow as she seems.

  • Sugar said:

    She does sound shallow

  • CosmopolitanChic said:

    Everyone always says Kim seems so nice. Well, I NEVER see nice. What I ALWAYS see is a self-absorbed, media-whore! I think she can read just fine. I think she can read just fine. I don’t think the issue stems from the fact she misread the article, I think she saw her name in print and took the opportunity to bring more attention to herself–as usual.

    The entire family just seems fake to me. But there is no denying the fact that they are popular at the moment.

  • Carey C Roper said:

    I’m pretty sure she’s not a size 2 but why is everyone talking crap? Some people were born to do 1 thing be pretty not smart. So everyone needs to lighten up on her.

  • Richard said:

    This chick is retarded. I would totally do Chloe before her just because I can not stand her stuck on herself attitude.

    Stuck up bitch!!!!!

  • Sugar said:

    Well Carey, you have a point. Didn’t she become famous for a sex tape?

  • Kayla Mirkhani said:

    Kim Kardashian is a dip shit just like Pars Hilton.

  • Krissy said:

    Kim Kardashian has super star looks but the brains of a donkey. Its sad that her mother never taught her intelligence was just as important if not more than looking good.

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