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Will Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston Split?

Written by: christina on 9 May 2009 | 6 Comments |

Miley: “But why did you sleep with that girl? I thought we were going to be together forever”

Justin Gaston: “Miley, I’m sorry. I needed to get laid and you’re only 16”

Miley: “Oh! You needed to get laid huh?”

Justin Gaston: “I’m just a man Miley. Men have needs and those needs are strong”

Miley: “I’ll tell you what…”

Justin Gaston: “What?”

Miley: “We just ain’t gonna be together no more”

Justin Gaston: “C’mon Miley! Have a little understanding.”

Miley: “Understanding? Understanding?!?! You make me sick! I was supposed to be your future wife. Mrs. Gaston!”

Justin Gaston: “I’m just a man?”

This is just what I would guess was happening based on the pictures, but who knows! Pictures are courtesy of I Don’t Like You In That Way. Best of luck to Miley and Justin.

Christina Bledsoe



6 Comments »

  • Lexi said:

    This is really funny! I think these two were doomed from the start.

    # 10 May 2009 at 1:58 pm
  • sara said:

    Well, at least she’s not pregnant……yet.

    sara’s last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day

    # 10 May 2009 at 5:10 pm
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    [...] appears that Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston aren’t the only ones having problems with their relationship lately. According [...]

    # 11 May 2009 at 4:54 pm
  • The Constant Complainer said:

    Sara is right. BTW, I had a hard time figuring out which one was the girl in the picture. Nice pony tail dude…

    The Constant Complainer’s last blog post..The Mail Bag

    # 11 May 2009 at 5:29 pm
  • Miley Cyrus And Her Men | The Star Celeb said:

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    # 10 June 2009 at 3:18 pm
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