Will Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston Split?

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 9 May 2009 | 7 Comments |

Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston

Miley: “But why did you sleep with that girl? I thought we were going to be together forever”

Justin Gaston: Miley, I’m sorry. I needed to get laid and you’re only 16”

Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston

Miley: “Oh! You needed to get laid huh?”

Justin Gaston: “I’m just a man Miley. Men have needs and those needs are strong”

Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston

Miley: “I’ll tell you what…”

Justin Gaston: “What?”

Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston

Miley: “We just ain’t gonna be together no more”

Justin Gaston
: “C’mon Miley! Have a little understanding.”

Miley Cryus and Justin Gaston

Miley: “Understanding? Understanding?!?! You make me sick! I was supposed to be your future wife. Mrs. Gaston!”

Justin Gaston: “I’m just a man?”

This is just what I would guess was happening based on the pictures, but who knows! Pictures are courtesy of I Don’t Like You In That Way. Best of luck to Miley and Justin.


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7 Comments »

  • Lexi said:

    This is really funny! I think these two were doomed from the start.

  • sara said:

    Well, at least she’s not pregnant……yet.

    sara’s last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day

  • Relationship Bug Hits Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley | The Star Celeb said:

    [...] appears that Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston aren’t the only ones having problems with their relationship lately. According [...]

  • The Constant Complainer said:

    Sara is right. BTW, I had a hard time figuring out which one was the girl in the picture. Nice pony tail dude…

    The Constant Complainer’s last blog post..The Mail Bag

  • Miley Cyrus And Her Men | The Star Celeb said:

    [...] Cyrus And Her Men 10 June 2009 // Apparently Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston broke up for good this past Sunday. Rumors are flying that the breakup [...]

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  • Katie Beck said:

    I just read Miley and Liam broke up today, I wonder if it went down the same way? :) ROFLMAO

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