Armstrong’s New Bundle Of Joy Already Twittering
Remember the days when people would announce the birth of a baby with “it’s a boy/girl” cigars?
Those days are over…long over.
People.com reports that Lance Armstrong became a daddy again on Thursday night. His girlfriend gave birth to a happy, healthy son they named Max.
And apparently Max is already a genius, judging by his announcement of his own birth…on his father’s twitter page.
That’s right folks, Armstrong posted an announcement on his twitter page, “written” by newborn Max. Baby genius Max had this to say about his birth,
“Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!”
While I’m sure mother and baby are perfectly healthy, I’m not so sure about dear old dad. Even for a celebrity this one is pretty out there.
I see more and more proof everyday that celebrities live in their own special world, apart from the rest of us.
Julie Somerville









I am not a fan of his. But I’m glad the baby is healthy.
Julie, you crack me up with how you are always saying the people of Hollywood have a ‘different’ life, they do, but it is still funny the way you relay it.
Just think in 20 years the kid can search Google or whatever else and see a message he didn’t write.
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I am still mad at him for breaking up with my girl,Sheryl Crow
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Yeah Lance Armstrong really did wrong by Sheryl Crow. What a slap in the face for him to have a baby with another woman. He should have just been honest and admitted he didn’t want a baby with Sheryl.
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