Per One India, Nereida Gallardo, ex girlfriend to Cristiano Ronaldo, is speaking out about Paris Hilton and it may make men want to tuck their penis between their legs and run away as fast as possible.

Gallardo is quoted by The Sun saying:

“She’s just another shag, a fling, one of many that have passed through his bed. They say she wasn’t wearing any knickers. She’s quite astonishing! Every week another girl comes along talking about him. After dumping me I don’t know how many there have been. Eighty-thousand?”

Ew. Eighty-thousand?” We already saw Paris’s herpes infested lip awhile back so she already has one form of herpes that we know of and she continues to sleep around with every Benji, Doug, and Cristiano she can get her hands on. I don’t even want to imagine the crust, pus, and sores her vagina must be infested with. Too late, against my will, I already tried to imagine it and now there is a little bit of throw up in my mouth. Am I saying she has sexual diseases? No because I don’t know for sure, but I do know it’s a very big possibility. I love a good risk, but this is one anyone would be better off passing up. It could mean life or death.