The following are the top 10 quotes by Megan Fox compiled from different interviews since she’s become a celebrity.

On bisexuality:

“I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” – Esquire

On the beauty of Olivia Wilde:

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.” – GQ

On the difference between her and Scarlett Johansson:

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” – Esquire

On her sex drive:

“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy.” – FHM

On her acting talents:

“I’m terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn’t bad, I just wasn’t proud about what I did… If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything yet.” – Entertainment Weekly

On the media’s coverage of her life:

“The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.” – GQ

On modesty and vengeance:

“Well, I wasn’t topless. I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. But that’s a really unfortunate thing that happened. I know who alerted the paparazzi and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.” – Entertainment Weekly

On digestive curiosities:

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers‘ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” – GQ

On Angelina Jolie:

“Angelina Jolie always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the fuck is this little bullshit brat who was in ‘Transformers’ that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her; I’d be embarrassed.” – Entertainment Weekly

On her less attractive qualities:

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’” – FHM

Sounds like a jewel, no?

My favorite quote would have to be:

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers’ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

Now this is just a thought, but I’m thinking if she didn’t spend so much time thinking about farts perhaps that would free up some time for her to remember to pick her clothes up off the floor or to flush her shit down the toilet.