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What would you do if you saw Perez Hilton naked?

Written by: Jordasche Bledsoe on 7 July 2009 | 15 Comments |

I’m almost certain I’d throw up, in fact, I taste a bit of throw up in my mouth right now at the mere thought.

By the sounds of it though I may have to start walking around with a paper bag on hand at all times because according to LA Times blog Perez Hilton has been working on his body and plans on showing it off minus his clothing any chance he gets. *gag*

“I’ve been working so hard on my health and my body,” he tells the Advocate in an interview. “And I’m almost to the point where I’m comfortable enough to show it off. When I am, I’m going to be naked, all the time, everywhere. I’m going to be like Marc Jacobs. Every photo shoot he does, he’s naked. That’s going to be me.”

*double gag*

I know there are some bad people in the world, but what did any of us do to deserve this?

Jordasche Bledsoe



15 Comments »

  • Peter said:

    Take a photo & either sell it to “The Advocate” or the highest bidder.

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:27 pm
  • Vera said:

    Run,,, and fast!! LOL

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:35 pm
  • Ed Wacaster said:

    Shoot him in his tiny unit.

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:38 pm
  • Kara Paul Branch said:

    I threw up a little…in my mouth…. just at the thought!!

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:39 pm
  • John West said:

    It would be reminiscent of THE BLOB

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:40 pm
  • Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

    Shoot him in his tiny unit, that’s hilarious Ed!

    # 7 July 2009 at 2:45 pm
  • Xandria Phillips said:

    My god Jordasche, the thought of that is revolting!

    # 7 July 2009 at 3:54 pm
  • ReformingGeek said:

    Run, Run, Run Away!

    ReformingGeek’s last blog post..Thumbing a Ride on the Eight Ball in the Corner Pocket

    # 7 July 2009 at 5:22 pm
  • Julie said:

    I’m positive I’d throw up. And probably go blind.

    # 7 July 2009 at 5:29 pm
  • sara said:

    I think I feel a flash of blindness coming on.

    sara’s last blog post..California Grape & Gourmet

    # 7 July 2009 at 6:11 pm
  • Adrienne Jericho said:

    The thought makes me cringe :( blech!

    # 7 July 2009 at 11:42 pm
  • Timmyfan said:

    It wouldn’t work with him. Besides the fact that he is gay and could never have a good figure, he still has that face that would scare a rat!

    # 8 July 2009 at 12:52 pm
  • Christina said:

    “Besides the fact that he is gay and could never have a good figure..”

    I certainly don’t mean to be rude, but really, what a dumb comment. What about him being gay stops him from being able to have a good figure? Nothing. I live in West Hollywood which is a primarily gay town and you haven’t seen fit until you’ve seen the gay men around here.

    # 8 July 2009 at 1:49 pm
  • Timmyfan said:

    Sorry, let me rephrase:

    Besides the fact that he is gay, and that he could never have a good figure…

    It was meant to be a 2-part sentence. I was half asleep when I wrote it.

    # 9 July 2009 at 9:10 am
  • Christina said:

    Ok, I see. Thank you for clarifying what you meant :)

    # 9 July 2009 at 9:22 am

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