As if this girl isn’t enough of a train wreck as it is, Lindsay Lohan has decided to play businesswoman by launching a new production company. She and her wayward partner, Kristi Kaylor actually think they’re smart enough to produce television and film projects, documentaries and online content that doesn’t consist of drunken nights of partying, complete with scandalous pictures.

Kristi Kaylor runs Lindsay’s fashion line, which I imagine consists of trashy clothes a homeless prostitute wouldn’t be seen in. Apparently Ryan Seacrest is helping out with their little business ventures as well. I’m sure these three scholars have enough business sense to take over the world and we should all just accept it and bow down to them now.

Apparently Lindsay thinks her new company is going to actually be successful. She had this to say about her latest projects:

“I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side. I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company.”

Lindsay is reportedly working on an Entourage type series called Faux Real as well as a dating game show called That’s What Friends Are For. In addition she and her business partner are planning a documentary series as well.

It sounds to me like we’re dealing with bimbos on parade here. I bet collectively their IQs are lower than my shoe size.

Julie Wein