Kathy Griffin Has To Be #1

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Kathy Griffin Has To Be #1

Written by: Julie on 13 July 2009 | 4 Comments |

Somehow Kathy Griffin managed to worm her way into a bikini contest poll on www.people.com and promptly voted for herself…over and over again.

“I voted for myself obsessively – I mean many hundreds of times. Then I called my mother and had her vote, and then I had the staff drop all other work so they could do nothing but vote for me,” said the desperate attention whore.

Kathy has apparently decided that she is a sex symbol now. We have Paris Hilton to thank for that. Apparently Paris talked Kathy into wearing a bikini while taping her show My Life On The D List, which airs on the cable network Bravo. Kathy had this to say about herself:

“Finally, at 48-years-old I am seen as a stupid shallow sex object. That’s right: there are guys now that are not gay – well as far as I know – that want to [sleep with] me, who don’t think I am funny, or even smart. They just think I have a hot body and I’m all for that.”

Someone please tell me this whole thing is a joke and Kathy Griffin isn’t really this pathetic. I’m not sure what’s worse; that she actually thinks she should win a bikini contest, or that she let Paris Hilton talk her into wearing one on TV.

4 Comments »

Jordasche Kingston said:

I saw that episode and I’m going to have to say that if Kathy Griffin just got a tan she’d actually look pretty damn good in a bikini. Much, much better than I would have ever guessed without seeing it with my own eyes. I feel bad for Kathy because she is a funny woman her problem is that she tries WAY to hard which is why she comes off as pathetic.

# 13 July 2009 at 10:17 am

Bearman said:

I saw it too and she didnt have a bad bod.

I think what is hilarious is that her whole act is making fun of other celebs and yet she boo hooed when Jay Leno pointed out that she looked like the before and the “after” was some hot actress/model that was on the show at the same time.

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# 14 July 2009 at 6:43 pm

Michelle Miller said:

I thought she looked pretty good in a bikini. I too was surprised!

# 15 July 2009 at 7:03 pm

Jordasche Kingston said:

Boy I’d bet Kathy would love this group

# 15 July 2009 at 7:25 pm

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