I suppose I was trying to give Spencer Pratt the benefit of the doubt back in May when I alleged he was suffering from a bout of delusion, but with his comments I read today he proved that he is not delusional, but dumb. I think it would be safe to say that even if Spencer Pratt somehow miraculously doubled his IQ he would still be dumber than a bag of rocks.

According to the Examiner Pratt recently had an interview with David Marchese of Spin.com. Let’s check out a little bit of the interview below for our own amusement purposes:

SPIN.com: “I read an interview where you referred to yourself as the “White Jay-Z.” Seriously?”

Spencer: “I have more street cred than any new dudes: I manage a professional fighter, King Kevin Casey — who is also a hip-hop superstar — and every single day I do MMA training with him where I have a 195-pound black belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu try to punch me in the face. I know for a fact that Jay-Z in his whole life has never been for one hour in the situations I put myself in with my professional fighter.”

Ok. And?

SPIN.com: “How good of a rapper are you?”

Spencer: “Incredible. I have the biggest mouth on earth, so why wouldn’t I be the best rapper — you know what I mean?”

Uh, no, I don’t know what he means and David probably didn’t either. I know plenty of people with big mouths and trust me if they were depending on a rapping career to get them through life they may as well go out and invest in a bullet.

Is it just me or is Spencer Pratt not very good at the interview process? Why does he keep answering the questions with completely irrelevant answers? Why in his mind does him having a big mouth mean he’s a good rapper? I’m sorry, an ‘incredible’ rapper.

SPIN.com: “Can you freestyle right now?”

Spencer: “I mean, everybody keeps on asking me to freestyle. But I always say, “Please, I don’t do freestyle, my goal out here is to get paid.” The word “free” does not exist in Spencer Pratt’s vocabulary”.

I think we all know the word ‘free’ does not exist in Spencer Pratt’s vocabulary. What I find amusing is that generally speaking people who are good at something and especially those who are ‘incredible’ at something are often more than willing to show off their talent whenever they get the chance.

SPIN.com: “Um, when will the album come out?”

Spencer: “I’m assuming I’ll probably launch it near The Hills premiere date which is 9/21. Maybe I’ll get real controversial and drop it on 9/11 and go do one of my songs about how 9/11 was an inside job. My whole thing is that I want you to understand how crazy I am. People can’t handle it.”

How classic. If he is an incredible rapper why would he need to wait until The Hills premiere to drop his album? Could it be because he’s not as incredible as he thinks he is and he needs the media’s help promoting the new CD? What am I saying? Psh. Of course that’s not why. He at least managed to answer the question this time. I think its funny that he says people can’t handle how ‘crazy’ he is….did he mean dumb?

SPIN.com: “Aren’t the people we remember the ones who made a great film or recorded a great album and not the people chasing the next media fad?”

Spencer: “I’m definitely thinking about that. But unfortunately, the reality of where we’re at is that people don’t care who made the greatest stuff. To the average middle-American person, the new best movie is Transformers. How are you gonna compare that to a Braveheart? You can’t. That’s why Spencer Pratt is such a pioneer in the future on planet Earth because I’m more famous than president Barack Obama. I’ll say that to President Obama’s face. My portrait is higher than his on the wall at Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant. That’s such a statement. Spencer Pratt is above the President of the United States in fame. No matter what I say or do from here on out, I’ve imprinted myself on the culture. Ask somebody why I’m famous, they’ll say I’m annoying or have a big mouth, but there’s no tangible thing”.

SPIN.com: “Do you smoke weed?”

With Pratt’s last reply wouldn’t the more appropriate question have been: “What ARE you smoking?”

Spencer: “I haven’t really decided my political response to that question yet. I know that people will do things based on what I say, so I have to think about how I’m going to approach that question.”

SPIN.com: “If the answer was no, wouldn’t you just say no?” (Of course he would have)

Spencer: “Nah, David. Everything I do has levels”.

Yep. Deep, deep levels of stupidity.

Jordasche Bledsoe