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Do All Billionaires Dress Like Bums?

Written by: Jordasche Bledsoe on 5 August 2009 | 8 Comments |

I don’t know if they all do, but I know Mary-Kate Olsen does. I previously gave her kudos in another post for being able to be a billionaire at the same exact time as being able to pull off what I call the ‘hobo-look’. She continues to dress in a fashion where I don’t even feel the need to try and find someone to take her place. That and I don’t know if there is anyone else out there who could compete with her besides the real bums of the world and that’s not fair…

Maybe its just me, but I think Mary-Kate Olsen is a cute young woman. She should really get a stylist since she obviously can’t dress herself. I know she is her own person and can dress however the hell she likes, but frankly I just don’t get being a multi-billionaire and walking around in clothes that look like you pulled them straight out of the dumpster in a back alley somewhere.

Minus a change cup I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if someone’s felt bad for her not knowing who she was and thrown money at her. If someone told me that, I’d probably believe it. I’m just sayin’.

Jordasche Bledsoe

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8 Comments »

Corinna said:

I dont know, if i could pull off the boho look like she does i think that i would do it too. But then again, I am a bit more of an unusual person. I think that she and I would get along nicely

# 5 August 2009 at 4:24 pm

Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

I think so too Corinna (that you two would get along nicely). If I ever meet her I will definitely make sure to introduce you to her

# 5 August 2009 at 4:33 pm

Sire said:

Perhaps she just feels that she doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone and so she dresses in whatever way that makes her feel comfortable. I know I wouldn’t change the way I dress, but I would sure have me a string of nice cars.

# 6 August 2009 at 3:43 pm

Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

Oh I’d definitely say that’s whats going on Sire and that’s her right. I just think its amusing to see her dressed like that knowing she has billions sitting around.

# 6 August 2009 at 4:20 pm

Sugar said:

That’s why she has billions sitting around, lol. She does dress a little weird.

# 7 August 2009 at 1:38 pm

Michelle Miller said:

I think the Olsen twins are a little strange. They always seem so wooden when they speak in public or in interviews. As far as the clothes go, a lot of celebs dress weird…it doesn’t seem to matter how much money they make!

# 9 August 2009 at 6:56 pm

Kayla Mirkhani said:

The Olsen sisters make great bums.

# 22 August 2009 at 4:28 pm

Jordasche Bledsoe (author) said:

I agree Kayla. The great thing is they love the look

# 28 November 2009 at 3:15 pm

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