Doctor Diagnoses Marilyn Manson with Swine Flu

Written by: Jordasche Bledsoe on 25 September 2009 | 5 Comments |

Marilyn MansonAccording to Celebrity Smack odd ball Marilyn Manson has been officially diagnosed with swine flu. The following is what Manson had to say about it via his Facebook page:

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

I’m glad he’s going to survive for now. Who knows what any of his ex pigs my do now that they’ve been called out and labeled as a filthy farm animal.

Best of luck.

Jordasche Bledsoe

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