No One Takes Care of Their Pets Like Paris Hilton

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 14 October 2009 | 7 Comments |

Paris Hilton Smoking MarijuanaParis Hilton was on the red carpet today and according to Hollyscoop she had to defend herself against PETA who had made statements against her because she recently bought a pig. The following verbal diarrhea is what she fed to Hollyscoop in her defense:

“I’m the best animal lover in the world. There’s nobody who takes care of their pets like me…they are my children.”

That statement makes me continue to pray she’ll never breed. Being an animal lover doesn’t make you good at taking care of them. Doesn’t anyone remember Tinkerbell? This is also coming from a person who stated the following in a UK interview back in 2005:

“I have a Rottweiler called Tyson, Tinkerbell’s a Chihuahua, Bambi’s another Chihuahua. I also have a ferret called Rascal… I only take care of the two Chihuahua’s because they live with me. The others are taken care of by a housekeeper.”

With that statement I would guess either the pigs going to be taken care of by Paris’ housekeepers/staff or Paris is literally going out and getting her own bacon.



7 Comments »

  • Nehh said:

    She’s so annoying..of course she can keep any no. of pets with a whole bunch of housekeeper’s doing her work!
    Nehh´s last blog ..Pamela Anderson’s trashy and gross outfit ever!

  • Larry said:

    I would never trust Paris Hilton to take care of my animal. She can’t even take care of herself.

  • Neni said:

    Why does she compare them to kids? She doesn’t even have kids.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Paris Hilton is very annoying, I agree.

  • Blake said:

    “I’m the best animal lover in the world. There’s nobody who takes care of their pets like me…they are my children.” Paris Hilton is dumber than I ever gave her credit for!

  • Ad Used Without Permission From Paris Hilton | The Star Celeb said:

    [...] her brain does seem to be vacant 99.9% of the time, from what I hear that’s not the problem. Hilton’s manager told the Sunday Star Times that the company didn’t have permission to use the picture [...]

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    lmao. Oh I’ve given her plenty of credit :)

Leave your response!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

Connect with Facebook

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.

CommentLuv Enabled