I don’t know if they are or not and I don’t think anyone else does either, but their recent behavior together leaves a curious mind wanting to know. A ’spy’ told the Page Six gossip column the following:

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who were sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together.”

The buzz around the net is that they may be dating. This makes me laugh for two reasons. One, just because two people are flirting and left a scene together doesn’t mean they are dating or even want to date and two, in the words of Alicia Silverstone, ‘as if!’. Who really thinks that Gerard Butler would want anything more with Jessica Simpson in that respect than a booty call? She’s dumber than a bag of hair and he, well, he isn’t.

Jordasche Bledsoe