Anyone who keeps up with the Twilight books and movies knows that Edward Cullen is just as romantic as a woman would want a man to be, however don’t think the same goes for the man that merely acts out the part. Robert Pattinson who plays Edward, says he doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body.

“I can’t think of a single romantic thing that I’ve ever done. I would never serenade someone to be romantic – you have to have so much balls to do that.”

Balls he just doesn’t have apparently. I know most of the female world is all gaga over him, but really, he seems like a snobby asshole to me and I’m not interested therefore his lack of romance is meaningless to me. If you ever find yourself in a position to date him though, beware, you’ll have to come with your own game because, per his own confession, he’s got none.

Jordasche Bledsoe