That’s what she tells Us magazine anyway.

“If I had been a typical starlet and said all the right things, I wouldn’t have escalated to this level.” she says. “I sit down and do an interview and I talk like a person and that, for some reason, is shocking. All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. You’re sold, and it’s based on sex. That’s O.K., if you know how to use it.”

She then talks to this weekend’s edition of The New York Times Magazine and continues to talk about herself in a sexual respect.

“Girls think I’m a slut.” she says. “I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. If they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore.”

First, for the record, I’ve never once thought to myself that Megan Fox was a slut, dumber than a bag of hair yes, but a slut? No. Second, no one is ‘shocked’ that she sits down and talks like a person because she doesn’t. Not a normal person anyway. Every single thing she says about herself has to include some sexual reference about herself and when it doesn’t she’s talking about her officially unconfirmed but known mental problems. I really think someone needs to burst her bubble and tell her she’s not quite as spectacular as she thinks. Let’s be real, she’s pretty and dumb, she comes a dime a dozen and is one crow’s foot away from irrelevancy like so many others in this industry.