Mary-Kate Olsen Big Bird Double?

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 2 December 2009 | 19 Comments |

Mary-Kate Olsen Big Bird jacketI was visiting Olsens Anonymous just a bit ago and I learned that Mary-Kate Olsen is one talented woman.

Now you probably think I mean her acting talent, but no, that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about her ability to dress herself in hideous outfits and then actually walk out in public like that.

Back in July of last year I personally gave her credit for being able to pull off what I call the “HOBO-LOOK” like a true professional in my Maggie Gyllenhaal article about the hideous dress she chose for The Dark Knight premiere. When I came across the site referenced above today, I found out that she can step it up a bit!

Take a look at her, you can click to enlarge…I was surprised to read 21 comments on it with almost all of them saying the jacket she recently donned at Interview magazine’s 40th anniversary dinner party was ‘stunning’, ‘fabulous’, ‘gorgeous’, and other words like that. I can’t help but wonder if these people need eye surgery or if they are just saying these things to be nice. Let’s be real, if her jacket were yellow instead of black would it not be completely believable that she was filling in as a Big Bird double?

Big Bird

I suggest, like I suggested to Pixie Geldof, that she finds a home for it, preferably the dumpster.


19 Comments »

  • Kayla Mirkhani said:

    That’s hilarious Dasche! Mary-Kate could totally fill in for Big Bird!

  • Xandria Phillips said:

    bwahahahahah

  • Lailani Cook said:

    I would not have seen that on my own Jordasche! I think with what you wrote and the picture I can agree. That’s pretty funny.

  • Peter said:

    Squawk, squawk!

  • Richard said:

    That outfit is crazy……… What are these people thinking. Hell I’d still hit it though. Even with the outfit on.

  • Angel Garrigus said:

    Well Mary-Kate just proves that money does not equal style. or fashion sense. Guess they are one and the same. I think those that used words such as fabulous were simply brown nosing. :)

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I think so too. Or it could mean they really did like it and have horrible taste too. *shrugs shoulders*

  • Bitchslapper said:

    wow….. the things you see when you haven’t got your gun.

  • Princess Bri said:

    What a pity! So much money, so little taste.

  • Scott Sands said:

    Holy multimillionaire Batman! That is scary ugly!

  • Michaela said:

    What amazes me about that big bird jacket (by the same designed as Bjork’s Oscar dress perhaps?) is that someone actually designed and made that dress fully expecting someone to wear it. Fine some people have no taste, but aren’t the designers supposed to have some?

  • RaginaBena said:

    How is it possible in this day and age for people to go out of the house dressed like that? Are they blind? Retarded? People in that industry cannot be that fashioned impaired except on purpose can they?

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Maybe they need Lasik eye surgery…

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  • Hazel said:

    The big bird picture almost made me piss my pants! That is FUNNY!!!

  • Billy Ray Cyrus Has Some Advice For Lindsay Lohan | The Star Celeb said:

    [...] I jumped on the band wagon suggesting that Mary-Kate Olsen throw her Big Bird jacket in the dumpster stat. Then Michael Lohan offered to lend his ears, shoulders, and heart to one of Tiger Woods [...]

  • Trista said:

    She does look like Big Bird!! HAHAHAHAHA Thank God for HER it wasn’t yellow.

  • Susan Price said:

    roflmao – great article!

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Thank you Susan :)

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