Perhaps we should stop talking about how idiotic and heartless Michael Lohan is and start feeling really sorry for him, shit, it may even be a good idea to start a therapy fund for him. Short of a neon flashing light in the sky it couldn’t be more obvious he was neglected as a child. Why do I say that? Because the man is willing to do absolutely anything, at anyone’s expense, even that of his own children for attention.

Usually its his own kids he’s bashing or pretending to care about, recently it was Jon Gosselin, and now he’s sticking his nose in Tiger Woods’ business. How so? According to PopCrunch Michael has offered his services as a ‘friend’ and ‘advice giver’ to Tiger Woods’ alleged other woman, Rachel Uchitel.

“If she ever did want to talk about the situation or want me to give her some advice on how I handle things then I’d be happy to….” he said.

Because we know he’s not only a great speaker, but he is full of wisdom on the matter.

“Only she knows and Tiger knows what the truth really is and she should stand by it” he continues. “Too many times people hide things and sooner or later it comes out and they’re made to look like liars. But then again, if people are being honest themselves from the very beginning and they stand by it then everything will be vindicated.”

What genius insight. I suppose in that he cheated on his own wife it would only make sense he’d be offering his advice to the other woman opposed to the real victim, Tiger’s wife.

I think from now on whenever I think my life’s going shitty, I’m going to think of Michael Lohan and be glad I wasn’t born in his place. There are plenty of things to be thankful for and this is one of them.

Jordasche Bledsoe