Are Shoes More Satisfying Than Sex?
You may or may not think so but Madonna does according to shoe designer Jimmy Choo.
“Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man. At least you know they are going to last for ever.”
I think if Jimmy had just referenced the statement with no name attached there are plenty of us that could have guessed it was a Madonna quote. In her defense, unlike what she dislikes about men, shoes also don’t get old, go bald, and become grumpy.
Maybe she’s on to something.
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I suspect that Madonna has had sex with so many men, that it just doesn’t matter anymore. Hence her comment. LOL.
That could be a big possibility
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Life & Beauty Weekly: Expert Q+A
A: "This is a tricky situation since you don’t want to upset or alienate either your husband or his mother. But it’s also perfectly reasonable to expect some private family time.
Before you do anything, think about how the rest of your family feels. Do your kids love spending time with her? How important is it to your husband that she comes along? Be sure to consider their needs and how valuable their relationships are so you understand better why she is included so often.
Then talk to your husband in private. Tell him you like spending time with your mother-in-law, but say you crave more bonding time as a nuclear family. (Your husband may not even realize how frequently he invites her.) Make it clear that you don’t want to cut her out of all family outings, but try to work together to find a way to limit the amount or types of activities she joins. For example, agree to invite her for just a portion of your weekend rather than the entire thing. That way, she’ll feel included and you’ll still have time together as a family."
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Men’s Life Today: Expert Q+A
A: "I won’t ask how long you’ve been sporting this Cro-Magnon beast (maybe you kept hoping the caveman look would come back some day?), but now that you’ve manned up to the task of taming it, there are a few things you should know.
First, maybe you should think about switching barbers. A good barber should have taken care of this the last time you got a haircut (with a little tact and a lot of skill). But if you want to try and tackle it on your own, we’ll tell you how.
Second, it’s an old wives’ tale that the more often you shave, the thicker the hair will grow back.
That said, take a beard trimmer, switch it to the No. 1 or 2 setting (for a close cut) and run it over your eyebrows to thin out the hair. Then use a razor to remove the hair in the middle. For a guidepost on how much hair to remove, use the inside corner of your eye -- that’s where the brows should start. Next, use a pair of tweezers to remove any other superficial hairs and flyaways, being careful to stay away from plucking the arch of the eyebrow -- that’s when you’ll risk looking too manicured. And believe me, your girlfriend doesn’t want to be seen with a man whose eyebrows look nicer than hers.
If this is starting to sound too complicated, consider heading to a salon esthetician. She can help determine the best shape for your brows (straight or with an arch) based on your face shape and features. But stay away from waxing -- it looks more obviously “manscaped,” and the hair grows back unevenly. If you’ve read this far and your unibrow is starting to get cold feet, don’t worry: We heard they’re casting extra werewolves for the next Twilight movie."
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