Snookie Is Way To Classy For Jerry Springer
I have previously showcased a string of celebrities including Kanye West, Paris Hilton, Sarah Brown, Spencer Pratt and Lindsay Lohan who were suffering from bouts of delusion. I am now adding another simpleton to the list – Nicole Polizzi better known as “Snookie” from the new MTV reality show Jersey Shore.
Apparently Snookie was sitting near Jerry Springer while the two were out separately dining and Springer was interested in being introduced to her and her crew. The following is what the hood rat told Page Six in response:
“I am way classier than that. We are not The Hills.”
I find it quite amusing she says she is way classier than Jerry Springer. Now do you see why I feel she may be suffering from a bout of delusion? This is coming from a woman who couldn’t handle her alcohol and embarrassed herself in the very first episode, tried to seduce room-mates in the hot tub, and fell off stages at bars. It would be 100% believable if it were rumored that she was the new poster child for Jerry Springer.
Someone needs to pimp slap her and wake her up stat. She’s starting to make comments she’s probably going to regret when she finally wakes up and comes to her senses…if she ever comes to her senses. Wait a minute! Does she have any? *looking out and up in no particular direction in deep wonder*
I’m just kidding! Of course she doesn’t, that’s obvious, hahaha. Stay classy Snookie!









Snooki is a loser and I don’t get why she gets so much press. She’s the new Paris Hilton if you ask me. Annoying, useless and abusing the 15 minutes.
I agree
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