Spencer Pratt To Save The Technological World
According to People magazine, media whore, Spencer Pratt, has decided to refocus his energy and that means saving the technological world.
Finally! There IS a GOD. If anyone can save technological world its Spencer Pratt wouldn’t you say? *toothy smile*
“I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges. … My new mission is this: to do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security.”
While his words are so smooth and believable I do have a slight concern, but I’m sure I’m making a mountain out of a molehill. How ever is Spencer going to save the world under the serious conditions from which he suffers? What if he suffers from a bout of idiot right when we need him the most? See there I go being silly. He’s Spencer Pratt, he’s an undercover hero! Technological world – prepare to be dominated!
In all seriousness folks, words can’t describe how safe I feel. I mean this news makes me all warm and fuzzy inside and for once I actually feel as if all may be right with the world.
How about you?
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I wonder if he even knows how to line his garbage pail with a plastic bag.
Chances are neither him nor Heidi would be able to find their way back home when taking the trash out so they probably pay someone to do that.
Spencer is quite an idiot in the media at times….saving the world…hmmm….here’s a lame joke…how many idiots does it take to save the technological world? ONE = SPENCER PRATT (sighs in disgust) lol
Gee I hope he isn’t the one who pushes “the Button”
OMG, you were being sweet and trying to sugar coat it, we’re all going to die aren’t we Dasche?!?
Yes we are Erykah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DASCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not finding their way back!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Xandria – I fear you may be right! *eek!*
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