Within moments of the announcement that Heidi Montag Pratt’s reality series “The Hills” is coming to a close after the upcoming season, the tabloid target did not wait long before giving her fans (?) a glimpse at her post-Beverly Hills career.

Earlier this month, we reported that Montag had been given a small cameo role in the new Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman comedy shooting right now. “Just Go With It” is her first feature film, and her tweets have thoroughly expressed her glee with the process.

With the end of her bread and butter coming soon, Montag told People Magazine, “I’m so excited ‘The Hills’ is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress. There is no better training (for an actor) than being in front of the cameras 24/7.”

Her FunnyorDie.com skit with Ron Howard also gave her a platform to showcase her chops in front of the camera, and she said these two experiences have helped her “truly find what makes me the happiest in life.”

And we thought it was hanging out with Spencer Pratt!

She also told reports that she has written her first script (!), and she wants to latch onto the 3-D craze and make a film with those elements. This is how she described the movie: “I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

You can’t make this stuff up, I’m afraid.

Let’s hope this endeavor (for her sake, if you care about her sake) goes better than her ill-advised attempt at a singing career. Her album sold less copies in its first week on the charts (658) than I have Facebook friends. That little factoid always intrigues me.

“I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood,” she said.

And with her free time, we will probably see even more of this plastic-surgeried-chick. Since when did Spencer Pratt begin looking relatively normal in comparison?

Source: Hollyscoop