Life Has Been Full Of Hard Decisions For Jesse James

Written by: Jordasche Kingston on 28 April 2010 | 9 Comments |

Sandra Bullock and Jesse JamesSandra Bullock has decided to file for divorce from Jesse James due to his adulterous ways and he’s not going away without some kind of response. Before we begin you may want to pull out the world’s smallest violins and prepare yourselves to sing the world’s saddest song.

As if he’s one of the few he says, “My whole life has been full of hard decisions.”

What’s one of the hardest? ‘Letting’ his wife divorce him and raise their child after he cheated.

“The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.”

Aw. I guess its too bad he didn’t think about that when he was running around trying different brands of buns on his hot dog. And what’s with the ‘letting’? He ‘let’ Sandra end the marriage? Now aside from the ‘sex addiction’ we have to wonder if he has some ‘other’ kind of addiction – one that would cause the delusion he appears to be suffering from.

He drones on:

“Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life.”

Go Jesse?

“I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But I believe that the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation for making this happen. The lifelong commitment I am making is what being a real husband and father is all about. I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together.”

I have absolutely no doubt about that. I think we’re all pretty clear on who the douche bag is here and its not Sandra.

Good luck climbing the mountain Jesse. And congratulations to Sandra, there’s nothing like dropping a bunch of useless dead weight.



9 Comments »

  • Cheyenne said:

    he’s a stupid guy …..

  • Mandy said:

    What guy is NOT addicted to sex? This whole sex addiction fad is really annoying to me. Good for Sandra. Love her.

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    I know right? The whole ‘sex addiction’ thing is really getting out of hand and we can thank Dr. Drew Pinsky for that.

  • Jenna said:

    Good for her! Maybe he will get the help he needs. It’s so sad though. :O(

  • Jordasche Kingston (author) said:

    Yeah, its always sad when a couple breaks up.

  • The Constant Complainer said:

    Jordasche is right; he got caught and now he’s an “addict.” I don’t buy it for a second.
    The Constant Complainer´s last blog ..All Star Morons

  • Tom said:

    I’m a sex addict, I confess – but my wife doesn’t mind that. To cheat on your wife, however, is considered to to be not an addict, but a selfish asshole.

  • Mandy Rodgers said:

    My thought exactly, Tom. Good riddance to Jesse James!

  • Stace said:

    “Hole in [his] heart”. Anyone with me in thinking that, if he was limber enough, he’d stick his dick in said hole? He can’t seem to leave any OTHER ones alone, so I don’t know why that one would be special enough to escape a dicking.

    Seriously, Jesse needs to shut his mouth. Stop trying garner public sympathy. You couldn’t keep it in your pants, so it’s obvious your family means shit to you.

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