It goes without saying. You, like me, have often wondered what face you would make if you were crapping out a black file folder. A slave to scientific inquiry, Mishca Barton answers this for us.

That empty folder clearly catalogs all her fashion achievements.
Jennifer Mienko

I know a great many people are scaling back on things, like unnecessary luxuries like jobs, in light (or darkness) of our current economic situation. So much so that apparently the little guys have captured the uncomfortable self-conscious attention of the well off.
“Oscar party planners are slicing guest lists and red carpets. Sony BMG’s enormous annual Grammy after-party, which boasted 1,600 guests last season, has been canceled, said a Sony BMG spokeswoman. Label EMI has not yet announced its party plans, but last time the bash was limited only to …

After my last Jennifer Aniston installment, I swore it was a subject I wanted nothing to do with and wasn’t going to touch.
That is, until, I saw this.
John Mayer at the premier of Marley & Me:
“According to Us, Jennifer, interviewed on the red carpet, said she wasn’t ‘trying to make a statement’ with her nekkid GQ cover. Johnny was asked if he had a problem with the cover and the following happened:

Jennifer Aniston has had a tough break, but it also happened a while (and 3 biological kids) ago.
She says she wants people to mind their own business.
Then this:

In sexy, though slightly rodenty (doesn’t she look like she’s doing the bunny hop?) fashion she bares all on the inside and outside of GQ.
You can see the outside well enough.

Press play below to see Britney Spears caroling with Ellen DeGeneres.

Good thing Britney Spears‘ comeback is going so well!
Jennifer Mienko

Or so he thinks.

‘Alan Rickman was left sickened and saddened by the sex scenes he had to perform in new movie Nobel Son – because he felt sorry for the actresses he had to pretend to make love to.
The British star plays a Nobel Prize-winning teacher who has sex with his graduate students, and he insists there was nothing glamorous about the love scenes.

I knew there was a reason I loved Chicago.
Today is just business as usual in the windy city. Yet another [bleeping] Illinois governor has been indicted today. How that man could get away with his hair style in that city, but not selling the Illinois Senate seat is beyond me! And on Anti-Corruption Day and everything! (I’m not kidding)
Read about that here or anywhere else, or just turn on the TV. I’m infirm here and less verbose today than usual and if you care to know why read about it …

I hope I can wear orange hairy panties when I’m 41.

Wait. Let me rephrase…. I hope I have the sense to continue a long tradition of not looking absolutely ridiculous in my invisible pants when I’m 41.
Jennifer Mienko

I’m an idiot and a big baby. I sliced my finger open with doing battle with a particularly feisty packet of Crystal Lite. Yes, I used a knife. I mentioned the idiot thing right?
Here’s what typing looks like without using ones index finger and without repeated editing:
I am such a franking fool doe cutting open my danged dinger and will let The Kids in The Hall do my sarcastifying doe me tonight. Here is a clip. I paetivulary love this scene since I loathe mingling and hace often delt like …

Jessica Alba recently posed for the Campari calendar. This was, like, 5 or 10 minutes after the birth of her child. I don’t remember which. Needless to say I was a mite jealous. There! I admitted it. No need for anyone else to point it out because I BEAT YOU TO IT!!
Here I am walking around with another person wrapped around my waist and feeling like a great big stretch mark, while my husband reminds me that I “just had a baby,” yet said baby has long since started walking …