Today in our make-believe world you have commited a crime. You are given two options to pick from as punishment:
Would you rather be breast-fed (remember our world is make-believe so there will be milk) for an entire day by Betty White in replacement of food:

OR
Have your ear molested by Gene Simmons for 10 minutes?

I suppose since I instinctively covered my ear and cringed in deciding my second option I’d rather take the milk Mama.
What about YOU? What would you rather do and why?
Comment and let us know.
~ Christina …