Well, at least for sarcastic bloggers, it is. Check this out:
“This lawsuit is either the gold standard for bad luck or one of the biggest scams ever.” (source) Either way you would not be surprised to know it involves Martha Stewart. Personally, I opt for this being the gold standard of biggest scams ever.

Someone sat in a Martha Stewart lounge chair that collapsed slicing off the end of his finger. Now who would be the worst candidate for this to happen to? A musician? A hand model? A mid-westerner from …

Would you rather have Martha Stewart go through your dresser drawers, closets and kitchen cupboards…

… or have Simon Cowell hear you sing in the shower?

I pick Martha. In my house she could probably solve a few missing persons cases. She would be doing a public service.
Christina, you don’t get to answer this one! Closets organized by color… you’re a freak of nature!! Let us normal people play this round. Go dust your cleaning supplies or something.
~ Jennifer Mienko ~

Martha Stewart, decorating, cooking, and entertaining icon of the ages has had kind of a tough go of it since her 2001 fracturing of the law followed by some creative truth telling regarding said fracture. I don’t really feel like explaining further, so if you’re really itching to know more read about it here.
Since she’s made only modest headway back into polite, law-abiding society since her prison release, Martha has decided to make something of the situation. She’s taken her old episodes of her show and slapped some frills and …

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Happy Birthday to you!
The Star Celeb would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday completely free of sarcasm this August 3rd, 2008:
Tom Brady (30)

Martha Stewart(67)

Martin Sheen(67)

and;
Tony Bennett(82)

Have a wonderful birthday everyone
~ Christina Bledsoe & Jennifer Mienko ~