After your mother spends over $323,000 on your suicide themed sweet 16 birthday party in which you are dressed in costume as your dead father it is really really hard to get screwed up by the normal stuff.
Stand her up for the prom? Throw buckets of blood on her? That’s nothing to Francis Bean. She will laugh at anyone who attempts such sophomoric and pedestrian attempts to fuck with her mind. She’s got mom Courtney Love to do that!

According to Defamer:
“The Hole singer ? who is the widow of the …

Today’s WYR is inspired by my weekend plans.
Would you rather:
1) Have “Property of Tom Arnold” tattooed on your butt a la Rosanne Barr, have your IQ dropped to that of Jessica Simpson,

your name changed to (and you must go by it) Zuma Nesta Rock [insert your last name here], get slapped around by Naomi Campbell AND have to push Courtney Love around in a shopping cart

WHILE publicly making out with Courtenay Semel. (This is a package deal, folks, no special orders!)
OR
2) Go camping with two whiny prepubescent children, a rambunctious …

I guess Stacey is right, I am sort of demented, but hey, that’s what makes this fun, right?
Without further ado:
Would you rather be stuck in the bathroom for an entire day with Jenny McCarthy when she has a severe case of really really smelly *I had some bad Chinese food* diarrhea where you couldn’t hold your breath long enough and every time you tried to get a quick breath you would gag:

OR
Have your saliva replaced with Courtney Love’s urine for the day?

I personally would rather be stuck in the shitter …

Courtney Love (43!) was recently seen being pushed in a shopping cart while smoking a cigarette and flipping off photographers. She claims to have broken a toe. Hopefully she did that while kicking a drug habit or two, but I doubt it. Poor guy pushing the cart did NOT get a good deal.
~ Jennifer Mienko ~

In my opinion, in the whole dictionary there is only one word to describe Courtney Love: MESS
Apprently it’s too much for her to locate a brush in the morning:

Too much to stay sober at award shows:

and way, way too much to look sane and presentable:

I guess I was wrong, I have two words - SCARY MESS *shudders*
God bless Frances Bean
~ Christina Bledsoe ~

Ryan Adams, Courtney Love alleges, stole $858,000 to fund his 2003 album, Rock N Roll and from her daughter Frances Bean’s trust fund. 2008 (now) - 2003 (then) = 5 years (i.e. a long frickin’ time to notice that much money missing). How do we know about all this? MySpace blog, of course!!
This is a lot funnier than anything I could write so here ya go:
“does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? … as God Is My Witness Ryan you …

I know most of you, like me, picture Denise Richards to be a complete whack job, untrusting and uncaring, just to name a few of her alleged flaws.

I always see her in tabloids in a bad light. Of course I heard about the whole “Denise Richards/Heather Locklear” battle, and of course the “Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen” battle was broadcast world wide.
The media makes people out to be one way and it leads you to think of people that way when really it’s not always right.
Now you’re not going …