Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
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Happy Birthday to you!
The Star Celeb would like to wish a very happy birthday completely free of sarcasm this November 20th, 2008 to the following people:
Cody Linley turns 19 born November 20, 1989

and;
Joe Biden turns 66 born November 20, 1961

Have a wonderful birthday gentleman
Christina Bledsoe & Jennifer Mienko
The Star Celeb

Republican presidential dude John McCain failed to show for his scheduled appearance on the CBS Late Show with namesake David Letterman on Wednesday preferring instead to hang with Katie Couric. Granted she is cuter, but McCain could have at least tried to come up with a better excuse.

In another example of McCain’s maverick leadership style he gives Dave the old line, “It’s not me, it’s you.” Quoting The Star:
“McCain spokesperson Nicole Wallace said Thursday that the campaign ‘felt this wasn’t a night for comedy.’”
“‘We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but …

Barack Obama and John McCain become blood brothers and decide that they just can no longer compete against one another and drop out of the race for presidency. Joe Biden is accepted into the space program and gives up politics while Sarah Palin actually visits a foreign nation and decides she likes it better than living here.

In a strange coincidence all this occurs the day before election day and the Democrats and Republicans are forced to choose whomever they can to place on their tickets. They are frantic!
On this day …

The internet is a dangerous place for any number of reasons. There are simply too many to list. I will concentrate instead on my 2 favorites of the day.
I’m digging into an article about fashion faux pas, looking forward to making fun of some celebrity’s horrible dress as though I am channeling Coco Chanel herself (ignoring the fact that I’m wearing faded flannel pajamas and oversized t-shirt) and I run across the inevitable picture of Beyonc? and that dreaded word… my fun spoiled, I move on to more serious …