Articles in the Michael Lohan Category
Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan »
It depends on who you’re asking, if you’re asking her father, Michael Lohan, he would say YES.
The following is what he dished to Radar Online about it:
“I’ve been trying to get in touch with the judge for months now. As of the last court date, when I saw the way Lindsay walked into court, the way she looked and conducted herself, I knew there was something wrong, terribly wrong. It’s my opinion that Lindsay should not have been let out of the courtroom, she
Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan »
Douche bag Michael Lohan, father of formerly talented Lindsay Lohan, has challenged fellow douche bag, Jon Gosselin, to a celebrity boxing match according to Fox 29 News.
I never was nor never will be a fan of Jon Gosselin however there are exceptions to every rule and this time would be my exception. If this is a go I hope Jon kicks Michael’s ass. I don’t condone violence, but I think we can all agree Michael Lohan could really use a good smack upside the head. Or,
Michael Lohan »
Apparently legendary media whore Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday. The reason? According to Splash News cops say they busted Lohan in New York after allegedly making a phone call to his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, which is a direct violation of the restraining order she has against him.
Hey sad news right? But on a positive note it appears his brain may be starting to wake up from its life long coma. I wonder what happened. Did he run across that term ‘work smart not hard’? I think we can …
Michael Lohan »
Let me say that again, just because its so unbelievable….getting stabbed in the back doesn’t sit well with Michael Lohan. Yep, that’s what he said.
According to Michael, he had reached a business agreement with Jon Gosselin, which TLC claims may have violated their exclusivity pact. He had the following to say to Access regarding the matter:
“I kept him out of harm’s way when there were paparazzi around … and he stabbed me in the back. When you open your door to somebody and you give
Michael Lohan »
Perhaps we should stop talking about how idiotic and heartless Michael Lohan is and start feeling really sorry for him, shit, it may even be a good idea to start a therapy fund for him. Short of a neon flashing light in the sky it couldn’t be more obvious he was neglected as a child. Why do I say that? Because the man is willing to do absolutely anything, at anyone’s expense, even that of his own children for attention.
Usually its his own kids he’s bashing or pretending to …
Michael Lohan »
When I saw ‘Michael Lohan committed suicide’ I thought to myself, “good, one less loser on the planet”, but as it turns out it was a false alarm.
Apparently some idiot has a lot of time on their hands. Enough time to set up a fake profile as Michael Lohan and tell everyone he was going to commit suicide. I’d almost bet my life it was Michael himself, but he had the following to say about the situation denying that:
“This is not not not me…I do not have and never …
Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan »
Generally speaking its his own daughter Michael Lohan is outing in the press and releasing altered recordings sans permission, but recently he decided if backstabbing is good for family, its good for friends.
Known for nothing but being a horrible father Lohan allegedly released recorded conversations between himself and Jon Gosselin on the internet.
The following is what Gosselin was recorded saying per Gossip & Gab who is complaining that neither he nor his kids made enough money from the
Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan »
Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, has been working just as hard as he can to get out there in the media and talk about Lindsay and how messed up she is, how she is hitting rock bottom. I can’t help but wonder, since I know he doesn’t really give a rat’s ass about his daughter, if he’s trying to get some sort of acting gig. If Michael Lohan had really wanted to help her he would have cried a river on Dr. Phil’s show, not Maury Povich.
While Michael says …
Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan »
Michael Lohan does not know when enough is enough. According to Lindsay he has released a copy of a dramatic phone call she made to him years ago crying her eyes out carrying on about how no one cares about her acting as if it was recent. You can check out the phone call here.
Lindsay had the following to say about the situation via her Twitter page:
“My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I …

