If you’re a drug addict or alcoholic living in California Michael Lohan may be able to save you in the near future. How so? According to RadarOnline Michael plans to “take a step back” from the media and start helping people. His plan? Open up his own drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in California.
The following is what he stated to RadarOnline in response to whether or not the rumors were true:

Lindsay Lohan had high hopes that she would be released from jail early due to overcrowding, but its been confirmed by Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department representative, Steve Whitmore that it won’t be happening. He kept it brief saying only: “She won’t be released this week.”
While Lindsay’s on the inside, serving her time, her good ole father, Michael, is having “his people” reach out to celebrities he thinks may be able to help Lindsay get her life back on track upon release.

If you follow Lindsay Lohan‘s saga of a life at all, you know that she and her father, Michael Lohan, do not exactly have a copacetic relationship–to say the least–and it all came to a head on LiLo’s Twitter page yesterday.
For some recent backstory, Michael made the news outlet rounds a couple of months ago pleading with his daughter to take a look at her life and stop the drugs and behavior that have made Lindsay a tabloid staple for the last several years. At first, it looked like perhaps …

It depends on who you’re asking, if you’re asking her father, Michael Lohan, he would say YES.
The following is what he dished to Radar Online about it:
“I’ve been trying to get in touch with the judge for months now. As of the last court date, when I saw the way Lindsay walked into court, the way she looked and conducted herself, I knew there was something wrong, terribly wrong. It’s my opinion that Lindsay should not have been let out of the courtroom, she

Douche bag Michael Lohan, father of formerly talented Lindsay Lohan, has challenged fellow douche bag, Jon Gosselin, to a celebrity boxing match according to Fox 29 News.

I never was nor never will be a fan of Jon Gosselin however there are exceptions to every rule and this time would be my exception. If this is a go I hope Jon kicks Michael’s ass. I don’t condone violence, but I think we can all agree Michael Lohan could really use a good smack upside the head. Or,

Apparently legendary media whore Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday. The reason? According to Splash News cops say they busted Lohan in New York after allegedly making a phone call to his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, which is a direct violation of the restraining order she has against him.
Hey sad news right? But on a positive note it appears his brain may be starting to wake up from its life long coma. I wonder what happened. Did he run across that term ‘work smart not hard’? I think we can …

Let me say that again, just because its so unbelievable….getting stabbed in the back doesn’t sit well with Michael Lohan. Yep, that’s what he said.
According to Michael, he had reached a business agreement with Jon Gosselin, which TLC claims may have violated their exclusivity pact. He had the following to say to Access regarding the matter:
“I kept him out of harm’s way when there were paparazzi around … and he stabbed me in the back. When you open your door to somebody and you give

Perhaps we should stop talking about how idiotic and heartless Michael Lohan is and start feeling really sorry for him, shit, it may even be a good idea to start a therapy fund for him. Short of a neon flashing light in the sky it couldn’t be more obvious he was neglected as a child. Why do I say that? Because the man is willing to do absolutely anything, at anyone’s expense, even that of his own children for attention.
Usually its his own kids he’s bashing or pretending to …

When I saw ‘Michael Lohan committed suicide’ I thought to myself, “good, one less loser on the planet”, but as it turns out it was a false alarm.
Apparently some idiot has a lot of time on their hands. Enough time to set up a fake profile as Michael Lohan and tell everyone he was going to commit suicide. I’d almost bet my life it was Michael himself, but he had the following to say about the situation denying that:
“This is not not not me…I do not have and never …

Generally speaking its his own daughter Michael Lohan is outing in the press and releasing altered recordings sans permission, but recently he decided if backstabbing is good for family, its good for friends.
Known for nothing but being a horrible father Lohan allegedly released recorded conversations between himself and Jon Gosselin on the internet.
The following is what Gosselin was recorded saying per Gossip & Gab who is complaining that neither he nor his kids made enough money from the