“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she said with a laugh all idiots have. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”
- Jessica Simpson on not brushing her teeth
What a gem!
Source: BackSeat Cuddler

On March 9, Jessica Simpson premiered her new single, “Who We Are,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show in Los Angeles. On the show, Simpson spoke with Seacrest about writing the song after traveling the world and seeing the many different women who live in it.
“I was so moved by the eight cultures I explored for my new show. The women I met were so incredibly different in their customs and traditions but there was a common thread between them in their beauty. I was inspired to write the …

Jessica Simpson was recently on the Oprah Winfrey Show and I had no doubt Oprah would ask Jessica her thoughts on John Mayer and the comments he made to Playboy regarding their bedroom secrets in a past relationship.
Oprah didn’t disappoint according to Celebitchy, the following is Jessica’s response:
“There’s nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody. I’m not angry. I’m – well, I’m a little bit angry… I don’t want people to know how I am in bed. I

Jessica Simpson is scheduled to appear on Oprah Winfrey’s show today to promote her new reality show The Price of Beauty and rumor has it Jessica will use this appearance to take revenge on ex-boyfriend John Mayer after his comments to Playboy magazine about her that she found “shocking”.
On the contrary a source says it won’t be Jessica spilling the beans, but Oprah that pushes for a reaction.
“Knowing Oprah, I’m sure she’ll ask Jessica her thoughts about John or her

Jessica Simpson has been all over the news with indirect man problems lately. First John Mayer did an interview with Playboy magazine where he compared his sexual desire for her to ‘crack-cocaine’ and now Smashing Pumpkins rocker, Billy Corgan tells Access Hollywood his relationship with Jessica “was like being in a cartoon” Celebrity Dirty Laundry reports.
“The stuff that I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in. It’s like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on or how I …

By now most everyone has heard about John Mayer and his explicit comments about ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, comparing her to “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine” in a recent interview with Playboy and that includes Jessica.
What did she think about the comments? A source close to Jessica said she was “shocked” to her very core.
“Jessica was shocked. She was really pissed off at first when she heard about

Jessica Simpson’s beloved grandmother, Dorothy Drew, 77, underwent lifesaving surgery to remove a tumor two weeks ago and Jessica is not handling the whole ordeal to well Showbiz Spy reports.
“Jessica’s been a mess over her grandmother’s condition. She breaks down and cries a lot, and she keeps saying she feels like her world is crumbling” a source stated. “Dorothy has seen Jessica through her career ups and downs, and it was especially her Nana who was there for her when Jessica’s

Jessica Simpson was recently at a business meeting for her new denim line coming out and thought she’d share the more than likely rosy smell that comes from deep within the pit of her ass.
Someone who was there relayed the following:
“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother (Tina Simpson) was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!‘ The tension was extreme. No

Jessica Simpson is moving in on the world of fashion design according to Entertainment & Showbiz and has reportedly launched her own denim line.
“Because I live in denim, the fit was the most important” she says. “A girl’s booty needs to look good. I was inspired to create a great denim line that complements the entire Jessica Simpson lifestyle brand – jeans that becomes a girl’s best friend, that everyday go-to pair.”
Aside from a few mishaps here and there I think she usually looks great. I’m

According to People magazine Jessica Simpson has finally found her inner beauty at 29-years-old. What brought this on you might be wondering? For those that don’t know Jessica has launched a reality show called, The Price of Beauty, which takes her all over the world “to meet women, study local fashions, dietary fads and beauty regimes,” all in an attempt to explore the meaning of true beauty in different cultures.
Jessica apparently didn’t know this was going to have the impact on her life