Seriously, was this planned? Was there some kind of theme decided as to what guests would wear to this event?

Madonna sports a grass dress and Rhianna looks like she simply couldn’t find anything to dress in at all and just grabbed the kitchen tablecloth, threw it on her body, clipped it with a little pendant, threw on some stockings and heels and went on her merry way.

I suppose she might have been able to pull it off if the bottom didn’t look like a cat had gotten to it.

Maybe it’s just me, what do you think?

Comment and let me know.

Christina Bledsoe

“Oh my god, why would she wear that? It looks like she stole some small animals home”

If I had to guess, I would say I think it looks like somewhere, someone’s yard is missing two big patches of grass. Look at those arms of hers, it is completely conceivable that she was running through a neighborhood and ripped the dress she was originally wearing and tore two large patches of grass from someones yard, a couple of tree parts and called it a new dress.

That’s the argument I’d pose when she is fined by the fashion police. I think that is much more believable opposed to telling someone you voluntarily came out in public in that thing, don’t you?

If anyone is wondering, this is a frock by Louis Vuitton, in my opinion, an ugly one.

Christina Bledsoe

Comment and let us know what you think about the woman who came back after years and years of being seperated and wanted half of the two million her ex won or, anything else you want to comment about

Enjoy.

Christina Bledsoe

The Star Celeb would like to wish a very happy birthday completely free of sarcasm this November 20th, 2008 to the following people:

Cody Linley turns 19 born November 20, 1989

and;

Joe Biden turns 66 born November 20, 1961

Have a wonderful birthday gentleman

Christina Bledsoe & Jennifer Mienko
The Star Celeb

Al Franken and incumbant Norm Coleman are having themselves a nice little mid-western polite but tense battle for a seat in the Senate. You can read more about that balony here. I wont be bothering with details. The parallels to the 2000 presidential election battle in Florida is not only obvious, but painfully obvious. 8 years later and most of us still cast the hairy eyeball in various directions of blame regarding that whole snafu. *cough Ralph Nader* *cough George Bush Sr.*

Politics be damned today. Here are some great jokes about an awful election courtesy of about.com. I particularly like the irony of the first one.

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, 48 percent of the people like me!” —comedian Al Franken on what he’d advise Al Gore to say

“Last night Al Gore gave the speech of his life. Nice timing, Al.” —David Letterman

“The two candidates were said to have spent the evening pouring over the complex and detailed Supreme Court ruling. But whereas Gore was pouring over it with his eyes and mind, Bush was pouring a glass of juice over it because quote, ‘I don’t want to finish my juice.’” —Jon Stewart

“In Austin, former First Lady Barbara Bush seized the moment’s poignancy, and after a teary heart-to-heart, George W. handed over his lucky lunchbox, and went president clothes shopping.” —Daily Show e-mail

“Don’t kid yourself. George W. Bush is very excited. He’s already working on his first foreign-policy blunder.” —David Letterman

“You think late last night Al Gore was sitting up going ‘Wait, I goes an idea. It’s still not too late to impeach Clinton. I’ll become president that way! Yeah, let’s get a recount!” —Jay Leno

“The final margin in the sate of Florida: 5 votes to 4 votes. The thing about that, it’s an 11 percent victory margin for George W. Bush…but it looks like one of the most surprising things about this Florida vote is that George W. Bush got 100 percent of the African American vote.” —Jon Stewart, on the majority U.S. Supreme Court ruling joined by Justice Clarence Thomas

“He’s doing fine and recovering well. I guess he injured his hip when he and his other son, Jeb Bush, were carrying heavy boxes of uncounted ballots into the woods in Florida to bury them.” —Jay Leno, on George Bush Sr.’s hip replacement surgery

“I am not the acting president.” —An inscription on the chalkboard by Bart Simpson during the opening credits of The Simpsons

“In light of these events, America is canceled. Citizens are asked to choose between Canada and Mexico by 4:00 p.m. tomorrow” —from Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”

“On Meet the Press last Sunday, Dick Cheney warned that we may be on the edge of a recession. Gov. Bush has since asked his running mate, ‘If it’s warm enough, can we have recession outside?” —from Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”

“The great thing about America is everybody should vote.” —George W. Bush

“Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.” —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“Vice President Al Gore has not yet begun to succeed, and there are growing fears that the Vice President is running out of ways to lose.” —Daily Show host Jon Stewart

“This is boring . . . now I know what people went through when they were trying to watch the basketball game and my Bronco was going up the freeway.”  —O.J. Simpson, on coverage of the Ryder truck carrying ballots to Tallahassee

“At the rate we’re going, the Inaugural Ball is going to be a surprise party.” —comedian Argus HamiltonWoo

“The legislature’s job is to write law. It’s the executive branch’s job to interpret law.” —George W. Bush

Gore “is like a character in a film who is promised in marriage to a beautiful girl but loses at the last minute in favor of the hero.” —Woody Allen, writing in Le Monde

“The usual case would have been for Dick Cheney to go to all the funerals and George Bush to do all the work. But it’s turning out the other way around. Cheney needs a patients’ bill of rights.” —Rahm Emanuel, former Clinton adviser.

“He struggles to exude authority. He furrows his brow, trying to look more sagacious, but he ends up looking as if he has indigestion. Appearing confused at his own speech, he seems like a first-grade actor in a production of ‘James and the Giant Peach.’ Are his blinks Morse code for ‘Oh, man, don’t let that teleprompter break’?” —New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd, on George W. Bush

“You’ve got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You’ve got George W. Bush’s intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore’s honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.” —Jay Leno

Reps for neither party could be reached however, a source close to Hilton says:

“She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and they wanted different things in life. He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break.”

This really actually surprises me because just not long ago Madden gushed about Hilton telling PEOPLE:

“I wear my feelings on my sleeve. I’m very open about how in love I am – Paris and I are very happy.”

“About how in love I am”? So then why the break-up just a month later? People who are so in love generally don’t break-up a month after making a statement like that unless someone feels betrayed by the other party.

I’m not making any accusations here, but I can’t help but wonder if this has anything to do with Paris being photographed getting cozy with her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos in Miami just the other day.

A friend of Paris’ says the two were just having a friendly talk:

“In no way are they romantic, nor do they want to get back together”

I guess we’ll see won’t we?

Christina Bledsoe

Winona Ryder was recently and briefly hospitalized and then released for some mystery illness that apparently afflicted her on a flight from Los Angeles to London. She’s okay now though.

When she was arrested for shoplifting back in ‘02 “A probation report stemming from the shoplifting incident showed that Ryder had dozens of prescriptions filled by 20 doctors over three years.” (source)

Drugged up. Sick as hell. Coincidence? I hope not or else I’m going to stick my foot in my mouth yet again for making fun of a sick person.

Wynona is a pretty smart chick. Could it be that she just wanted a glimpse of socialized medicine?

I’m not saying he isn’t good looking because he is we can clearly see that. When I think “sexiest man alive” I just don’t think “Hugh Jackman“.

Wait a minute. Sexiest man alive? Hugh Jackman?

Mmm, its still a no.

When I hear the word sexy and I think of a male celebrity there is no question where my mind focuses. Gabriel Aubry. No disrespect to Halle Berry, I know he’s the father of her baby, but that is one gorgeous man. I don’t know about you, but it’s certainly no surprise to me that he’s a model.

What about you? Who would you consider the “sexiest man alive”? Comment and let us know.

Christina Bledsoe

Since is was alleged that Knight was carrying ecstasy and hydrocodone at the time of the arrest I am assuming that was found to be true given the two drug counts.

According to the Associated Press, Knight’s defense attorney, Richard Schonfeld, plans to enter a plea of “not guilty” on the next court date of December 16, 2008.

“We’re going to vigorously defend him against these charges”.

Good luck.

What I find interesting are the charges if he is convicted. It’s reported that if convicted he’s looking at four years in jail for each of the drugs charges, and an additional six months for the assault charge.

I had to read over that again because I was certain I had to have read it wrong, but sadly per internet reports it’s correct. I find it amazing that out of carrying drugs on you and brutally beating someone in a parking lot while in possession of a knife mind you, that you would be punished most for the drug possession.

So hypothetically speaking he is charged as per above. He will serve 8 years for drug possession and 6 months for brutally beating a human being?

I think we have the worst justice system. Seriously, am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?

Comment and let me know your thoughts.

Christina Bledsoe

Comment with any thoughts.

Christina Bledsoe